The only thing I can think of is having a low center of gravity.

Last to get wet when it rains

Perfect size for kicking out kneecaps, or excuses for punching under the belt.
xD

Dick seems bigger

On the topic of short people.
Last week a girl I work with came in with a mark on her head, she hit it at home, she's maybe a few inches shorter than me, which is to say much shorter than most people.
Now, she was a bit annoyed that everyone was mentioning the mark, since she was hoping the hats we wear would've covered it.

So I said to her: "People can probably see it since you're looking up at them".
Totally smooth. It went down well though.

On the topic of short people.
Last week a girl I work with came in with a mark on her head, she hit it at home, she's maybe a few inches shorter than me, which is to say much shorter than most people.
Now, she was a bit annoyed that everyone was mentioning the mark, since she was hoping the hats we wear would've covered it.

So I said to her: "People can probably see it since you're looking up at them".
Totally smooth. It went down well though.

then you had sex, right?

Not really. Higher life expectancy on average and less risk of shit such as arthritis in older age, I guess.

Don't have to bend over to give head

Smaller Hitbox ^^

Yeah.

Basically cheating.

apparently you have greater chances of winning the hunger memes

-Can fit into tanks so it's more roomy/comfy (at the cost of being in a steel coffin that if attacked will result in a horrible death... unless it's an Abrams, o'course).

-Healthier (in theory) because your stride is shorter, meaning you walk more than a taller person to the same distance.

only if you are yoda

MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN