i just caught sight of this massive, circular, glowing object in the sky

im unsure if this ghastly orb is visible in all of the us, but considering the recent concerns over a widespread terrorist attack on the 2015th anniversary of our great nation's upbringing, i am completely certain that this is some sort of isis orbital superweapon capable of utter destruction on a continental scale

i theorize its bright yellow coloration is a result of it being made of solid brass derived from the multitude of musical instruments the marauding islamists have melted down during their merciless conquests throughout the middle east and north africa

so, floodians of abroad, with this thread i leave you all with one final and heartfelt goodbye, for i am sure that i, along with every other individual inhabiting the united states of america, will be dead within the next hour

There's a big red thing in my night sky.

What does this mean for me? I'm canadian so I can only assume that it must be a blood moon, and therefore somebody has beset were-beavers upon my country.

No no no that's North Korea's territory. They have men on there day and night to harness it's power.

well shit, better light up while i still can

Nah. Imma wake up later for some water and inform you what's happening.

this shitpost is too complex for me to understand