Apparently Ozzy Osbourne is some sort of degenerate superhuman...

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Given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years – not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol … you name it – there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why.

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aaaaaaaaa shaarooon wherees my socks what happened to our living room

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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
We've known this for years though.

 
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probably from all of the bats he ate

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who uncovered mutations related to addiction, metabolism, and Osbourne's Neanderthal ancestors.
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Here's a guy who's rocking heavy metal for decades and he can still hear
metal fans confirmed neanderthal

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Now we need to use this genome to create an army of super soldiers that are immune to everything.

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Well when you bite the heads off bats this will happen