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All because I wanted sex as soon as possible, with someone who was basically a stranger. I can't even believe what happened but it did. This was the worst night of my life and it seems unbelievable. Very NSFW you've been warned.

She came over. We started fooling around. I was very nervous. She was giving me oral on top of me. I got a little too excited and tried rubbing my dick between her with her bra still on...I'm such an idiot. My foreskin that attaches to the head got caught on her bra and ripped....and got seperated. A lot of blood. I almost fainted. Ambulance had to come and I had to get taken to the ER to get it stitched. And I'm worried if it will ever be the same again. It's called the Frenulum for people who aren't circumcised. She doesn't want to see me again. but that's not what's boterhing me. Just that it will be normal again. I've been researching online about it happening to other people. I may have to get a surgery if it doesn't heal right,. I hope it does, they only gave me stitches.

I really wish I was making this up. And I had a bad feeling about it before she even came over.

Ok. I'm just mushy for her already...when we met sex with her was the farthest thing from my mind. I just really liked spending time with her. She's a nerd like me. Ugh I think she's perfect. She hasn't been texting me as frequently as she has before we met though. But now I'm not browsing Tinder or other dating apps like I used to while I was still dating someone, I just want her.
All I said is I wanted to see her again, and we vaguely made plans. I don't know what to say to her now. She just said she's not ready to date, and all I can think about is trying to figure out what I did wrong. I was aware of her situation, I just fell for her. So what do you suggest? Completely avoiding her for a few weeks than reaching out? I want this woman, it was just bad timing.
Do you guys think it's because at the time we met, I didn't have a job? She knows I've been out of work for three months and i feel like askjing her if that's the reason why. She probably thinks I sit on my ass on the computer all day and plsay video games...I kind of do. I've been trying my best. I never talked about being exclusive with her or wanting an instant relationship. Hell we made out the first date...I don't know. I like this girl and want to see her again. Haven't texted her since yesterday morning. If there was a way to make a woman want you, I wish I knew.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on September 09, 2016, 04:31:44 AM

All my keks. Make more money than both of you lads, so don't care what you say, but still entertaining to see my old posts.

The one class posted is from yesterday, bro.

You guys are obsessed.

All too easy

Quote from: Spartan on September 09, 2016, 05:12:21 AM

All too easy

Yes...sometime it takes no effort at all. Convincing a girl to suck my dick has been relatively easy, five different ones so far. One that wants to tonight, possibly.

More power to you, man

Quote from: RomanGladiator on September 09, 2016, 05:14:55 AM

Quote from: Spartan on September 09, 2016, 05:12:21 AM

All too easy

Yes...sometime it takes no effort at all. Convincing a girl to suck my dick has been relatively easy, five different ones so far. One that wants to tonight, possibly.

More power to you, man

I only want to full around because having something meaningful seems like an impossible feat for me, when it should be entirely possible. Always get my hopes up.

No Man's Sky died faster than Halo 4

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

I thought we already had one of these

Quote from: Verbatim on September 09, 2016, 10:51:30 AM

Quote from: Jono on September 09, 2016, 05:21:11 AM

No Man's Sky died faster than Halo 4

lately i've been wondering if you and CMD are the same person

CMD is flat out retarded and the biggest shill for 343 since Lemon and Admirals left. I'm nothing like him.

you post EXACTLY LIKE HIM

Quote from: Jono on September 09, 2016, 12:50:41 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 09, 2016, 10:51:30 AM

Quote from: Jono on September 09, 2016, 05:21:11 AM

No Man's Sky died faster than Halo 4

lately i've been wondering if you and CMD are the same person

CMD is flat out retarded and the biggest shill for 343 since Lemon and Admirals left. I'm nothing like him.

you post EXACTLY LIKE HIM

You think I'm Korra and now you think I'm CMD.

Who's next?