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Anyone have any experience with online dating?

 
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Don't bother.

If you're looking for fuck and ditch, those places have you covered. If you're looking for a relationship with a  human being who's not bottom of the barrel, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Just save yourself the trouble and don't.

 
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I met Al Baghdadi on Plenty of Fish.

The trick is to be totally honest about who you are and who you are looking for. After that, read their profiles and try to start up an online conversation based on mutual interests. If she's a smartass, be one back. The point is to be yourself. If it doesn't work, move on to the next.

Our first online conversation was around Halloween, and we were both watching Jaws and rooting for the Shark.

 
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Quote from: BUILD DAS WALL on February 02, 2016, 03:37:42 PM
I've hooked up with guys on Craigslist, if that counts...
That's a good way to get a disease.

 
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Quote from: Ramona on February 02, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: BUILD DAS WALL on February 02, 2016, 03:37:42 PM
I've hooked up with guys on Craigslist, if that counts...
That's a good way to get a disease.
>2016
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on February 02, 2016, 06:30:25 PM
I met Al Baghdadi on Plenty of Fish.

The trick is to be totally honest about who you are and who you are looking for. After that, read their profiles and try to start up an online conversation based on mutual interests. If she's a smartass, be one back. The point is to be yourself. If it doesn't work, move on to the next.

Our first online conversation was around Halloween, and we were both watching Jaws and rooting for the Shark.

That makes sense. Honesty is usually the best option.

 
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Quote from: Sandtrap on February 02, 2016, 06:27:23 PM
Don't bother.

If you're looking for fuck and ditch, those places have you covered. If you're looking for a relationship with a  human being who's not bottom of the barrel, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Just save yourself the trouble and don't.

I don't consider myself bottom of the barrel and I'm online, why would I assume the other way around?

 
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Quote from: Ramona on February 02, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: BUILD DAS WALL on February 02, 2016, 03:37:42 PM
I've hooked up with guys on Craigslist, if that counts...
That's a good way to get a disease.

Have to wrap that tool.

 
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Quote from: Penis Parker: Sexy Squid on February 02, 2016, 06:13:16 PM
That's not online dating
That's trying to hook up

You need to go sit in the corner and cry more about your ex before you're ready to date again fam

I think I've cried enough thank you. I'm not looking to hook up, I'd rather meet people that want to spend time with me.

 
 
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Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 02, 2016, 07:16:16 PM
Quote from: Ramona on February 02, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: BUILD DAS WALL on February 02, 2016, 03:37:42 PM
I've hooked up with guys on Craigslist, if that counts...
That's a good way to get a disease.

Have to wrap that tool.
and just don't sleep with anyone who's had sex with a black guy.

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Lost count of how many people I dated online over the years.

 
 
 
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Quote from: BUILD DAS WALL on February 03, 2016, 04:48:40 AM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on February 02, 2016, 07:16:16 PM
Quote from: Ramona on February 02, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: BUILD DAS WALL on February 02, 2016, 03:37:42 PM
I've hooked up with guys on Craigslist, if that counts...
That's a good way to get a disease.

Have to wrap that tool.
and just don't sleep with anyone who's had sex with a black guy.

No double dipping, got ya

 
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Quote from: Hargbeast on February 02, 2016, 06:22:49 PM
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”

 
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Quote from: Gaara444 on February 03, 2016, 08:38:45 AM
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I'm going to feel dirty whenever I try to finish 3 now....
Dick cart didn't already do that?

 
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