That's what mustard is for
Mustard, genius.BBQ is almost as bad.
Mustard tastes like shit.
Sriracha is also an acceptable condiment on just about everything.
Ew hot sauce
Never join the army, son.
Guess you've never tried real tomatoes then. The real stuff is fucking fantastic.
You mean mustard? Ketchup i amazing.
Mustard is amazing, what are you on about?!