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300 years ago science thought the world was 50,000 years old and today they say it's 3.5 billion years old. Science thinks the world ages 70,000 years every year.300 years ago they thought leaches cured diseases. 200 years ago they treated gunshot wounds with amputation. Less than a hundred years ago they treated ADD with a lobotomy.In a couple hundred years science will probably think our medical practices were barbaric and inhumane.Science doesn't know shit as well as fedoras like you think it does. I know because I used to be a fedora. I thought I knew everything.Then I got bitch slapped by higher powers.
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 25, 2014, 08:35:41 PMIn all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?
In all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 25, 2014, 08:40:26 PMQuote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 08:36:17 PMQuote from: Scary Digger on October 25, 2014, 08:35:41 PMIn all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?Go to a rock formation in a forest away from prying eyes, strip naked and lie down. Make sure you get erect, like pointing upwards to the trees. Bitch will then appear from behind a tree.Looks a bit like this:Spoilerthanks I'm heading out right now
Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 08:36:17 PMQuote from: Scary Digger on October 25, 2014, 08:35:41 PMIn all seriousness, yes. I have sex with a dryad on a regular basis. Wild sex. I drive to a nearby forest and stumble way off the trail to a rock formation, strip naked and lie down. When I get erect (a summoning ritual, if you will), the dryad appears and proceeds to fuck me in many positions. We then go back to my campervan, do some drugs and then we proceed to fuck again. Shit's cash, man.Could you please explain your process for summoning this spirit?Go to a rock formation in a forest away from prying eyes, strip naked and lie down. Make sure you get erect, like pointing upwards to the trees. Bitch will then appear from behind a tree.Looks a bit like this:Spoiler
Quote from: Jet Wave on October 25, 2014, 07:41:03 PMQuote from: Doom DH on October 25, 2014, 07:39:44 PMQuote from: Lady Noelle on October 25, 2014, 07:37:41 PMOkay.
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