Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:41:55 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:36:25 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:23:45 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sureWhat middle school did you go to?El o elWhat? I was just discovering my urges at that time. How was I suppose to know what it was? It just felt good so I did it.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:36:25 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:23:45 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sureWhat middle school did you go to?El o el
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:23:45 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sureWhat middle school did you go to?
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sure
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principal
Everyday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:56:22 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:41:55 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:36:25 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:23:45 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sureWhat middle school did you go to?El o elWhat? I was just discovering my urges at that time. How was I suppose to know what it was? It just felt good so I did it.Protip: just because no one says anything doesn't mean no one notices
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 07:10:50 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:56:22 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:41:55 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:36:25 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:23:45 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sureWhat middle school did you go to?El o elWhat? I was just discovering my urges at that time. How was I suppose to know what it was? It just felt good so I did it.Protip: just because no one says anything doesn't mean no one noticesNo shit. Oddly enough I didn't get in trouble for it. Not even once. Wasn't even brought up once.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 07:28:56 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 07:10:50 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:56:22 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:41:55 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:36:25 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 06:23:45 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 06:07:40 PMQuote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2015, 05:33:54 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 26, 2015, 05:20:03 PMEveryday in English during silent reading. No one ever found out. I fapped to my English teacher, she was hot.This was in middle school when I had no control over my hormones. <_<LOL There was this weird kid that fapped under his desk in English class when I was in middle schoolmust just be a coincidence thoughOT only once in my school bathroom when I was supposed to be going to my vice principalMust have been. I was very sneaky about it. Everyone thought I was reading. One hand in my pocket and slowly moving it did wonders. There was nobody sitting right next to me and the desk was a decent size so it was perfect.Uh huh yeah sure sureWhat middle school did you go to?El o elWhat? I was just discovering my urges at that time. How was I suppose to know what it was? It just felt good so I did it.Protip: just because no one says anything doesn't mean no one noticesNo shit. Oddly enough I didn't get in trouble for it. Not even once. Wasn't even brought up once.But they will remember you.
just to clarify tho, i didn't finish unfortunately
Yep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.
Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:17:00 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:19:59 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:17:00 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....
Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:20:42 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:19:59 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:17:00 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....What?
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:21:54 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:20:42 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:19:59 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:17:00 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....What?Why you beefin' dudes, bro?
Quote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:22:25 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:21:54 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:20:42 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:19:59 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:17:00 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....What?Why you beefin' dudes, bro?You lost me. Dude was an asshole. Had it coming for him eventually. He wasn't a nice fellow. Off hand memory. He was the dude who brought a knife to school and starting threatening people with it.You know, usual asshole stuff. He decided to give me shit on the wrong day.
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:25:00 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:22:25 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:21:54 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:20:42 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:19:59 PMQuote from: DAS "كافر" B00T on May 26, 2015, 08:17:00 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on May 26, 2015, 08:13:37 PMYep. Once or twice. But I've got a better story. Right, so every morning, some people would show up early, and they'd put their shit on their desks before class started.This went around the ring of guys in my class for about a week. Later on in the day, one of the girls in class opened up her pencil case. And her whiteout container "opened" itself up in her case, completely wrecking everything inside.Now, what the clever bastard who did it did was, wanked off into the pencil case, and then opened up the whiteout bottle to cover it up.I remember him. Twitchy little bastard. Had ADHD I believe.Righteous. Brofist that dude for me, bro.Fraid I can't do that. We ain't on good terms as people. I jumped his ass before I dropped out of school.Duuuuude... duuuuuuuuude....What?Why you beefin' dudes, bro?You lost me. Dude was an asshole. Had it coming for him eventually. He wasn't a nice fellow. Off hand memory. He was the dude who brought a knife to school and starting threatening people with it.You know, usual asshole stuff. He decided to give me shit on the wrong day.Oh, dude wasn't a bro. Good call wailin on the dude, bro.
Anybody ever wanked in public?
