any of jew seen kingsman?

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That church scene was an atheist's paradise


Spoilers ahe'd


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I saw Chappie today... He was absolutely adorable.


 
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Yes! It was one of the few movies that turned out better than I expected walking in the theater. It was even better knowing that I was watching that instead of 50 Shades of Grey, which was what I'd say 60% of the folks in line were going for.


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Yes! It was one of the few movies that turned out better than I expected walking in the theater. It was even better knowing that I was watching that instead of 50 Shades of Grey, which was what I'd say 60% of the folks in line were going for.

My friend and I went as a a spur of the moment homosexual escapade, going into the theater i thought the film was about chess so I was pleasantly surprised when I saw this


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I saw Chappie today... He was absolutely adorable.


I Heard that got bad reviews, how wazit


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I Heard that got bad reviews, how wazit
I recommend watching it.


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I Heard that got bad reviews, how wazit
I recommend watching it.


Blomkamp hasn't disappointed yet...


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Just seems like hipster James Bond, which worries me.


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Just seems like hipster James Bond, which worries me.

It's not, as long as you don't think about it for too long it's fun


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If you love cheesy spy films it's great

I had no idea what it was about when I watched it so that made it even better


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I loved it fully.


And why are those subtitles in Arabic?


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I loved it fully.


And why are those subtitles in Arabic?

Because Allah commands it


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If you love cheesy spy films it's great

I had no idea what it was about when I watched it so that made it even better

Same, I thought it was about a fucking chess club


 
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Yes! It was one of the few movies that turned out better than I expected walking in the theater. It was even better knowing that I was watching that instead of 50 Shades of Grey, which was what I'd say 60% of the folks in line were going for.

It was more like 80%.


 
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Yes! It was one of the few movies that turned out better than I expected walking in the theater. It was even better knowing that I was watching that instead of 50 Shades of Grey, which was what I'd say 60% of the folks in line were going for.

It was more like 80%.
I must have more faith in humanity than you. :P


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I was not aware that that film was any more than a james bond for little kids judging by the trailer. Holy shit lol


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Loved it. Went in after seeing no trailers and knowing fuck all about it. Was awesome. Eggsy was cool. I also loved how it subtly poked fun at spy and action movies. The first thing I noticed was it opened with 'MIDDLE EAST'. Most movies usually open with the place name but it just put Middle East lol.
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I was not aware that that film was any more than a james bond for little kids judging by the trailer. Holy shit lol


el oh el

sorry for ruining it for you


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

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That video didn't even have the quote that made that scene so hilarious.

«I'm a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.
So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madame»


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That video didn't even have the quote that made that scene so hilarious.

«I'm a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.
So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madame»

Ikr, it's the only one with the complete fight scene though...

Seems like a censored version, although they probably would have just skipped this scene entirely


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
That video didn't even have the quote that made that scene so hilarious.

«I'm a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.
So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madame»

Ikr, it's the only one with the complete fight scene though...

Seems like a censored version, although they probably would have just skipped this scene entirely
I guess it's just for the places that felt words are worse than a man killing 20 people. Wish someone would upload one with that line, but at least we have these gifs.




 
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That was badass for a white guy


WHITE PEOPLE Have RULED THE WORLD FOR 600 YEARS


I mean yea


 
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Easily one of the most fun movies I've seen in a long time. But I disagree with Colin Firth: brogues > oxfords for anything but formal occasions.


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That was badass for a white guy


WHITE PEOPLE Have RULED THE WORLD FOR 600 YEARS


I mean yea
Dug plz dogs, cats & birds could have ruled the world any time they wanted
PLUS HES NOT ASIAN SO HE NO KNOW KUNG FU LIKE BRUCE LEE & JACKIE CHAN!

 I still can't believe it's been 60 years since Jackie Chan shot Bruce Lee on the set of "Garfield a tale of two kitties."


 
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That was badass for a white guy


WHITE PEOPLE Have RULED THE WORLD FOR 600 YEARS


I mean yea
Dug plz dogs, cats & birds could have ruled the world any time they wanted
PLUS HES NOT ASIAN SO HE NO KNOW KUNG FU LIKE BRUCE LEE & JACKIE CHAN!

 I still can't believe it's been 60 years since Jackie Chan shot Bruce Lee on the set of "Garfield a tale of two kitties."
I know mang wait Jackie Chan was the guy wearing the yellow jumpsuit right?

No that was Garfield in real life, Jackie Chan played the chair


 
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I was not aware that that film was any more than a james bond for little kids judging by the trailer. Holy shit lol


el oh el

sorry for ruining it for you
Not at all, I may actually be inclined to watch it now