Anti-natalist came up to me on my porch

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
So I was sitting out on my porch about 2 hours ago and an anti-natalist just walked up to me and crawled all over me. It couldn't be more than 19 years old. I fed it some Youtube videos and looked around for it's immoral mother. After waiting around no mother showed, which was weird because immoral moms are usually trying to find their children in order to torture them. There were a couple other anti-natalists wishing they hadn't been born too. All I can assume is that the anti-natalists finally snapped and made their parents pay for their sins against humanity.

The anti-natalist is now lecturing my 3-year-old son about how evil I am, reciting the work of Arthur Schopenhauer practically Verbatim. I think I might keep him, as I've raised anti-natalists before. However, I could also let him loose and possibly let the suffering of the world get to him. I also have an efilist that came out to say "Hi" when it came up to me and they got along well.

What should I do Flood?


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just keep it away from any rc's or secondclass's and it should be fine


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I heard the church of euthanasia has a youth group... 


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Oh god, it's happening.

>porch day v2.0


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
You guys could have at least waited until the 24th...


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Why, file an unwarranted DMCA claim against the efilist to give him a taste of his own medicine, of course.