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Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.

gats · October 01, 2015, 03:07:22 PM

all of them together

Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:07:42 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 01, 2015, 03:07:22 PM

all of them together

Only one.

challengerX · October 01, 2015, 03:08:08 PM

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Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:08:43 PM

Quote from: 🔫⛽️🅰🆖 on October 01, 2015, 03:08:08 PM

It was me

Scandalous.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 01, 2015, 03:09:07 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.

The maid. USPS doesn't deliver on Sundays.

Kiwicake · October 01, 2015, 03:09:23 PM

The maid, duh

Mat Cauthon · October 01, 2015, 03:10:01 PM

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The gardener

Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:10:11 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 01, 2015, 03:09:07 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.

The maid. USPS doesn't deliver on Sundays.

Only says the man was only discovered on Sunday - if he was murdered on Saturday, her alibi checks out.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 01, 2015, 03:12:26 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:10:11 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 01, 2015, 03:09:07 PM
Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.

The maid. USPS doesn't deliver on Sundays.

Only says the man was only discovered on Sunday - if he was murdered on Saturday, her alibi checks out.

Oh. Then obviously it was Zimmerman. But he was defending himself

N/A · October 01, 2015, 03:12:38 PM

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gats · October 01, 2015, 03:13:22 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:07:42 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 01, 2015, 03:07:22 PM
all of them together

Only one.

well then the wife because everyone knows 3dpd only marry you to kill you and take your money

Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 01, 2015, 03:14:42 PM

Uh, guess I'll take a crack at it.

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If the wife was busy reading in bed, how did she know her husband died and then called the police instantly...?

Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:17:27 PM

Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:14:42 PM

Uh, guess I'll take a crack at it.

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If the wife was busy reading in bed, how did she know her husband died and then called the police instantly...?

She was busy reading when he was killed - not when he was discovered.

Desty · October 01, 2015, 03:22:10 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.

I actually got it. Still, this question has too many loopholes.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 01, 2015, 03:23:20 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:17:27 PM

Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:14:42 PM
Uh, guess I'll take a crack at it.

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If the wife was busy reading in bed, how did she know her husband died and then called the police instantly...?

She was busy reading when he was killed - not when he was discovered.

*google*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:23:47 PM

Quote from: Desty on October 01, 2015, 03:22:10 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.
I actually got it. Still, this question has too many loopholes.

It's so vague, that it becomes slightly obvious.

DAS B00T x2 · October 01, 2015, 03:24:06 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 01, 2015, 03:09:07 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.

The maid. USPS doesn't deliver on Sundays.

But FedEx and UPS will for extra charges on express deliveries.

Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:24:34 PM

Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:23:20 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:17:27 PM
Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:14:42 PM
Uh, guess I'll take a crack at it.

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If the wife was busy reading in bed, how did she know her husband died and then called the police instantly...?

She was busy reading when he was killed - not when he was discovered.
*google*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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He was killed on Saturday - there is mail.

Desty · October 01, 2015, 03:26:17 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:23:47 PM

Quote from: Desty on October 01, 2015, 03:22:10 PM
Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

Should be simple.
I actually got it. Still, this question has too many loopholes.

It's so vague, that it becomes slightly obvious.

Not sure what you're talking about, but I wrote all the answers I thought of, and I got the cook and the maid.

The cook because she wouldn't need to cook if they had a cook

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apparently the cook was a she

The maid because mail doesn't arrive on weekends

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I wrote this first

Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 01, 2015, 03:26:26 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:24:34 PM

He was killed on Saturday

How do you know that?

Desty · October 01, 2015, 03:27:02 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:24:34 PM

Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:23:20 PM
Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:17:27 PM
Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:14:42 PM
Uh, guess I'll take a crack at it.

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If the wife was busy reading in bed, how did she know her husband died and then called the police instantly...?

She was busy reading when he was killed - not when he was discovered.
*google*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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He was killed on Saturday - there is mail.

What? It just says sunday morning

Alternative Facts · October 01, 2015, 03:27:09 PM

Quote from: Kupo on October 01, 2015, 03:26:26 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 01, 2015, 03:24:34 PM
He was killed on Saturday
How do you know that?

I don't - but going off of what we have, it only says he was discovered Sunday morning. No day of his murder, so her alibi is plausible, if you believe he was killed the day before.

What of the butler?

Girl of Mystery · October 01, 2015, 03:27:20 PM

Quote from: 🔫⛽️🅰🆖 on October 01, 2015, 03:08:08 PM

It was me

DIO!

Dietrich Six · October 01, 2015, 03:27:21 PM

Trophy wives can't read

Anonymous (User Deleted) · October 01, 2015, 07:43:03 PM

what's the damned answer

Jim · October 01, 2015, 07:48:17 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 01, 2015, 07:49:17 PM

Quote from: Freddie Puss on October 01, 2015, 07:48:17 PM

so I think he's pulling our dick.

well it is Icy

October 01, 2015, 07:51:33 PM

the gardener was busy planting seed in the husbands asshole after he murdered him

Zonda · October 01, 2015, 11:17:06 PM

Quote from: Citrus Snake on October 01, 2015, 03:27:20 PM

Quote from: 🔫⛽️🅰🆖 on October 01, 2015, 03:08:08 PM
It was me
DIO!

Fucking knew I'd be too late.