Ameriburgers, explain this shit

Mordo · February 24, 2016, 02:56:25 PM

As a 20 year old I can buy a fully loaded shotgun capable of cutting fuckers in half, but I can't chug down a couple of ice cold pints with my mates down the pub?

Oh sorry, bar.

I forget how your degenerate culture operates sometimes smh.

MyNameIsCharlie · February 24, 2016, 03:00:26 PM

Quote from: Mordo on February 24, 2016, 02:56:25 PM

As a 20 year old I can buy a fully loaded shotgun capable of cutting fuckers in half, but I can't chug down a couple of ice cold pints with my mates down the pub?

Oh sorry, bar.

I forget how your degenerate culture operates sometimes smh.

Because Mama says the hooch is the Devil

DAS B00T x2 · February 24, 2016, 03:01:12 PM

Because we let soccer moms influence politics and elect leaders based on populist issues.

Jono · February 24, 2016, 03:03:01 PM

Because Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting reptilian

MyNameIsCharlie · February 24, 2016, 03:04:11 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2016, 03:03:01 PM

Because Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting reptilian

Ssshhhh!

She'll hear you.

DAS B00T x2 · February 24, 2016, 03:12:05 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2016, 03:03:01 PM

Because Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting reptilian

Fuck there's more? I thought Obama was the only one we had to worry about.

Flee · February 24, 2016, 03:24:23 PM

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Verbatim · February 24, 2016, 03:25:01 PM

You shouldn't be drinking anyway.

Jono · February 24, 2016, 03:33:15 PM

Quote from: Flee on February 24, 2016, 03:24:23 PM

They also let people drive at 16, which is pretty weird too.

Not as weird as putting mayonnaise on fries

February 24, 2016, 03:33:37 PM

You must be 21 to buy a handgun in Florida, but you can own one at 18. You take a four hour course to get a conceal carry permit here too.

Flee · February 24, 2016, 03:38:23 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · February 24, 2016, 03:42:01 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2016, 03:33:15 PM

Quote from: Flee on February 24, 2016, 03:24:23 PM
They also let people drive at 16, which is pretty weird too.
Not as weird as putting mayonnaise on fries

it tastes better than ketchup tbh imo mi familia

DAS B00T x2 · February 24, 2016, 03:50:20 PM

Quote from: Vivi on February 24, 2016, 03:33:37 PM

You must be 21 to buy a handgun in Florida, but you can own one at 18. You take a four hour course to get a conceal carry permit here too.

Gotta be 21 to possess one here, but getting a carry permit is literally as easy as filling out one side of a form and handing a sheriff 20 bucks.

Solonoid · February 24, 2016, 03:50:32 PM

Quote from: Flee on February 24, 2016, 03:38:23 PM

Quote from: Jono on February 24, 2016, 03:33:15 PM
Quote from: Flee on February 24, 2016, 03:24:23 PM
They also let people drive at 16, which is pretty weird too.
Not as weird as putting mayonnaise on fries
You don't know what you're missing.

No, we have mayonnaise here, we've done it before, we just know better than to do the same disgusting thing twice.

big sponge · February 24, 2016, 04:03:01 PM

It depends on the state broski.

February 24, 2016, 04:05:42 PM

TFW britbongs will never experience going balls deep in a hog while firing a shotgun.

big sponge · February 24, 2016, 04:10:14 PM

Quote from: Vivi on February 24, 2016, 04:05:42 PM

TFW britbongs will never experience going balls deep in a hog while firing a shotgun.

not all of us are roman

Mordo · February 24, 2016, 04:11:35 PM

Quote from: Vivi on February 24, 2016, 04:05:42 PM

TFW britbongs will never experience going balls deep in a hog while firing a shotgun.

So the meme is true, americucks really do shag pigs.

Sandtrap · February 24, 2016, 05:20:16 PM

Quote from: Mordo on February 24, 2016, 04:11:35 PM

Quote from: Vivi on February 24, 2016, 04:05:42 PM
TFW britbongs will never experience going balls deep in a hog while firing a shotgun.
So the meme is true, americucks really do shag pigs.

I believe the correct american terminology is "Bacon dispensers."

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 24, 2016, 05:22:47 PM

you can go off and sell your life to the US government at 18 and get killed by desert people with cold war ear weaponry, but no sir, the mothers of america say that alcohol is evil

i am karjala takaisin · February 24, 2016, 05:37:03 PM

Quote from: 3bp on February 24, 2016, 05:22:47 PM

cold war ear weaponry

aye, if only those damn terrorists weren't so into Tsvety, perhaps we'd have less young American men coming home in body bags