Talk to her than you fucking retard
Okay so you remember all the time it took until you first had sex? Knowing you, I'd say it's somewhere in the 17-19 range. Pretty long stretch of years right?Couple more months won't kill you. And you'll appreciate it more when the wait's over.
I haven't been laid in 19 years
Go have a wank until she's better you pest.
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 05, 2016, 12:16:17 PMTalk to her than you fucking retardShe's getting over pneumonia. That takes me from thinking selfish thoughts to being actually selfish.
Quote from: Sandtrap on February 05, 2016, 12:17:23 PMOkay so you remember all the time it took until you first had sex? Knowing you, I'd say it's somewhere in the 17-19 range. Pretty long stretch of years right?Couple more months won't kill you. And you'll appreciate it more when the wait's over.True, but to be more accurate it takes about 5-7 years. You can only really start counting from your first sexual boner. Until that happens it's not even a possibility.
Quote from: gatsby on February 05, 2016, 12:18:10 PMGo have a wank until she's better you pest.What the hell do you think I've been doing? My nuts would explode if I waited.
Am I selfish for thinking this?
