Am I selfish for thinking this?

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
It's been a month since I've been laid.


Al Baghdadi has been sick, and I have been a good boyfriend in helping her with her kid, cleaning, cooking, running to the store etc...

But I haven't been laid now since New Years, and it's starting to get frustrating. I'd never voice it, she had fucking pneumonia, so it's not her fault. But goddamn, a man's gotta fuck.


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Talk to her than you fucking retard


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Okay so you remember all the time it took until you first had sex? Knowing you, I'd say it's somewhere in the 17-19 range.

Pretty long stretch of years right?

Couple more months won't kill you. And you'll appreciate it more when the wait's over.


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Talk to her than you fucking retard

She's getting over pneumonia. That takes me from thinking selfish thoughts to being actually selfish.


 
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Go have a wank until she's better you pest.


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Okay so you remember all the time it took until you first had sex? Knowing you, I'd say it's somewhere in the 17-19 range.

Pretty long stretch of years right?

Couple more months won't kill you. And you'll appreciate it more when the wait's over.

True, but to be more accurate it takes about 5-7 years. You can only really start counting from your first sexual boner. Until that happens it's not even a possibility.


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Go have a wank until she's better you pest.

What the hell do you think I've been doing? My nuts would explode if I waited.


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Talk to her than you fucking retard

She's getting over pneumonia. That takes me from thinking selfish thoughts to being actually selfish.

Than wait until she's better and than talk to her


 
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Okay so you remember all the time it took until you first had sex? Knowing you, I'd say it's somewhere in the 17-19 range.

Pretty long stretch of years right?

Couple more months won't kill you. And you'll appreciate it more when the wait's over.

True, but to be more accurate it takes about 5-7 years. You can only really start counting from your first sexual boner. Until that happens it's not even a possibility.

5-7 years is still a bit of a stretch.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Go have a wank until she's better you pest.

What the hell do you think I've been doing? My nuts would explode if I waited.
Well go stroke your jam roll some more then


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Honestly, everyone plays with selfish thoughts

The challenge is to not submit to them

Be strong lil nigga


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Marry her, then you can have sex any time you want.