And it's really starting to bother me. How did people eat ass before the time of toilet paper and enemas? Did they dive in, chocolate and all? Or did they have some other method we don't know about? Also did people smell like shit constantly? How was somebody suppose to properly enjoy an asshole fetish in the old days?

Lots of people used moss, I think the Romans tended towards sponges on sticks.

Dried out corncobs are also pretty great, or so I've heard.

Ushan

They faced away from the river's current and bent over