6-8 weeks and i'll be diced fellas

Lol man it's so obvious you're a fake

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Zyzz, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in his Aesthetics crew, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on saunas, and he has over 300 confirmed mires. He is trained in creatine warfare and he's the most aesthetic in the entire festival. You are nothing to him but just another hater. He will make you mire with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this gym, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he's contacting his secret network of natty bodybuilders across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gains. You’re fucking jelly, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you jelly in over seven hundred wheys, and that’s just with his biceps. Not only he's extensively shredded, but he has access to the entire arsenal of roids of Chestbrah and he will use it to its full extent to make you mad and jelly, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon your gains, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit aesthetic over your jelly and you will drown in it. You mad, brah ?

This narcissistic obsession with yourself can't be good for you.

it's not actually me