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you just go to google and search "halo.bungie.net" and some really specific keywords and what you're looking for should turn up

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 07:22:53 PM

here's the post

Spoiler

Posted by: OEP
1. We have great food: I mean, come on folks. You fellas up north have this bland sh­it food. Down south, we believe in the spices, you boys should come on down to take some friend advice on cooking. Crawfish and gumbo, y'all don't even know what you're missing.

2. We are pretty firm believers in God: Our great nation was founded on the beliefs that God handed to abraham in the bible. We are the devine right, down here.

3. We lack furf­ags: We do a pretty good job of eliminating them on the spot. God know's how many of them retarded animal rapi­sts our out killing my livestock. I had betsy, (Our cow that well milk), knocking down the barn door the other night. Poor Betsy, she was assaulted and brutally rap­ed by some fu­cking furf­ag. We caught the kid, hung by the ole Apple tree.

4. We have the WBC: God know's where the world would be without the WBC. Keeping the holy name sacred. I can not applaud their efforts enough. "God hates fa­gs", etc, we keeping it nice and Christian down here. They are doing God's work, eliminating those retarded ni­ggers and furf­ags.

5. We still lynch ni­ggers: all they do is kill and rap­e and such. I don't even know why our founding fathers went over to Africa and picked up those damn mules gone wild. So it seems, worthless, living off the welfare and such.

6. We aren't blue dog dumbasses: Come on now america, a ni­gger for president? Honestly? You realize he has done nothing but run our economy into the ground since y'all dumbasses elected him to office. Bush was a much better president, Ronald Reagan incarnate, actually.

7. NASCAR

8. Ti­tties

9. Beer
^Self explanatory^
10. Crimson Tide football: Roll tide? Roll tide.

God damn beautiful.

Jefferson Davis is shedding a tear in Heaven right now.

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 18, 2014, 07:26:18 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 18, 2014, 07:22:53 PM

here's the post

Spoiler

Posted by: OEP
1. We have great food: I mean, come on folks. You fellas up north have this bland sh­it food. Down south, we believe in the spices, you boys should come on down to take some friend advice on cooking. Crawfish and gumbo, y'all don't even know what you're missing.

2. We are pretty firm believers in God: Our great nation was founded on the beliefs that God handed to abraham in the bible. We are the devine right, down here.

3. We lack furf­ags: We do a pretty good job of eliminating them on the spot. God know's how many of them retarded animal rapi­sts our out killing my livestock. I had betsy, (Our cow that well milk), knocking down the barn door the other night. Poor Betsy, she was assaulted and brutally rap­ed by some fu­cking furf­ag. We caught the kid, hung by the ole Apple tree.

4. We have the WBC: God know's where the world would be without the WBC. Keeping the holy name sacred. I can not applaud their efforts enough. "God hates fa­gs", etc, we keeping it nice and Christian down here. They are doing God's work, eliminating those retarded ni­ggers and furf­ags.

5. We still lynch ni­ggers: all they do is kill and rap­e and such. I don't even know why our founding fathers went over to Africa and picked up those damn mules gone wild. So it seems, worthless, living off the welfare and such.

6. We aren't blue dog dumbasses: Come on now america, a ni­gger for president? Honestly? You realize he has done nothing but run our economy into the ground since y'all dumbasses elected him to office. Bush was a much better president, Ronald Reagan incarnate, actually.

7. NASCAR

8. Ti­tties

9. Beer
^Self explanatory^
10. Crimson Tide football: Roll tide? Roll tide.

God damn beautiful.

Jefferson Davis is shedding a tear in Heaven right now.

ask cheat to give me the title shitpost archiver pretty please