Alright ya'll. I need some advice. I'm trying to befriend a gay dude.

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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
So i have no experience in this, never had a gay friend before. I just don't know how to react to half the stuff he says like how good he is at blowjobs?
So I how do I stop feeling so awkward?

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
as long as he knows you're straight you're good

 
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Kill him and dump his body in the canal.

 
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Get of my lawn
Just be yourself. He'll do the same.

 
 
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The Rage....
eat his ass