AMA Allergic to meat??

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Found out I'm most likely not gluten intolerant (I find out for sure on Thursday) but instead I'm allergic to pork, beef, and lamb.


Guess who's got to be semi-vegetarian from now until forever? This chick.


Getting stabbed with 100 needles in your back is NOT fun.


The allergen specialist was really excited to see that allergic reaction on my back too. He said it was rare to be allergic to meat, and now I'm a special snowflake. fml.


All in all I guess it's better for my health (despite the allergy) to avoid red meats and pork. It's just not as tasty of a life without them. RIP bi-monthly steak dinners. RIP freshly made pork ramen. RIP delicious Gyros.




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Just go buy an epipen and then stuff your face


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i guess you're not allergic to human so i think you may have found a good alternative


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Just go buy an epipen and then stuff your face


It destroys my stomach and makes me really sick. I had beef tacos last night (I even used gluten free tortillas) and it was terrible. I have to finish up what groceries we have left, because I don't want to waste it, but damn that was horrible. 


Plus epipens are like $400 a piece!


 
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fuck you
That's actually kind of shitty lol


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If you know, you know.
The most important type of meat is not on the ban list ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
All is good bby


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Chicken is best meat anyway


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Wat r u, casul?
Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

Plus, you can always have fried fish or shrimp.


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Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

Plus, you can always have fried fish or shrimp.


That is true. I guess I lucked out especially since I don't think I'm gluten intolerant. If I'm both that's going to suck hard. It's easier to avoid beef and pork than it is to avoid wheat, barley, and rye.


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Guess Ill just have to double my beef intake to make up for your loss of the market consumption


 
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Guess Ill just have to double my beef intake to make up for your loss of the market consumption
don't you mean quadruple


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Do you know what exactly in the meat that you're allergic to? Any specific protein?

Some people are allergic to casein in milk and it leads to them mistakenly believing they're lactose-intolerant.

Also, welcome to my diet. Birds and fish are the only meats I eat.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Guess Ill just have to double my beef intake to make up for your loss of the market consumption
don't you mean quadruple
Good call. I wasn't thinking there.


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Do you know what exactly in the meat that you're allergic to? Any specific protein?

Some people are allergic to casein in milk and it leads to them mistakenly believing they're lactose-intolerant.

Also, welcome to my diet. Birds and fish are the only meats I eat.


I'm most allergic to pork, then lamb, and then beef. It could be the alpha-gal that I could be allergic to, but I have not been bit by any ticks in over 10 years. It could also be related to my cat allergy that I found out that I have. I'm never sniffly/sneezy/itchy around cats, so I was surprised to find out how bad of an allergic reason I had to cats. It's called the Pork-cat syndrome and basically affects women in their late twenties who are allergic to cats. It can get so bad eating pork can kill you like a peanut allergy. I really hope I don't have that lol


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Eh you still got birds, fish, seafood, snake, gator, squirrel, and so on. It sucks but at least you don't have to really be vegetarian.

Chicken sausages are good.




don't tell me... you eat squirrel?!


ewww I will stick to chicken and fish.


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Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

There are no acceptable substitutes for a good steak.


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Fake meat? That stuff is pretty good, an acceptable substitute.

There are no acceptable substitutes for a good steak.


You are so right!


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Eh you still got birds, fish, seafood, snake, gator, squirrel, and so on. It sucks but at least you don't have to really be vegetarian.

Chicken sausages are good.




don't tell me... you eat squirrel?!


ewww I will stick to chicken and fish.
I read that as children and fish at first and was really confused for half a second


haha yeah I need break the old habit of luring kids into my house made of candy and cooking them in ovens.


 
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Squirrel ain't bad.
They ain't much, but you get enough of em and they make for a nice stew. Kinda like wild rabbit.


 
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Only the weak are allergic to things


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Squirrel ain't bad.
They ain't much, but you get enough of em and they make for a nice stew. Kinda like wild rabbit.

Peepaw used to grill em up real nice. Used this fancy shit called "seasoning".


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Eh you still got birds, fish, seafood, snake, gator, squirrel, and so on. It sucks but at least you don't have to really be vegetarian.

Chicken sausages are good.




don't tell me... you eat squirrel?!


ewww I will stick to chicken and fish.
I'm just suggesting meat a trump voter would enjoy


Oh so this is my punishment for voting for Trump. I should have known!


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Squirrel ain't bad.
They ain't much, but you get enough of em and they make for a nice stew. Kinda like wild rabbit.

Peepaw used to grill em up real nice. Used this fancy shit called "seasoning".


ew


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