Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PMPretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.
So you'll be joining Deci at the annual summit of wizards?Give my regards to Dumbledore.
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasm
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussy
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though man
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:56:02 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.Is she hot enough for me to wank to?
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:57:37 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:56:02 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.Is she hot enough for me to wank to?Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 04:00:23 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:57:37 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:56:02 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.Is she hot enough for me to wank to?Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.Rate from 1-10
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 04:03:19 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 04:00:23 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:57:37 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:56:02 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.Is she hot enough for me to wank to?Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.Rate from 1-10By my standards, 11.Now shut up. I don't like the direction you're taking this. I'm starting to lose my respect for you.Not kidding.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 04:09:11 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 04:03:19 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 04:00:23 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:57:37 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:56:02 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.Is she hot enough for me to wank to?Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.Rate from 1-10By my standards, 11.Now shut up. I don't like the direction you're taking this. I'm starting to lose my respect for you.Not kidding.Chill outThere's no way she's an 11
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 04:12:59 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 04:09:11 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 04:03:19 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 04:00:23 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:57:37 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:56:02 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:54:00 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:49:10 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:46:03 AMQuote from: Jive Turkey on August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 03:37:53 AMYou know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?Spoiler/obvious fucking sarcasmPost pics of your girlfriends pussySorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.It's what she would want though manYou're not funny.I'm not trying to be.Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.I need to have a wank m8Go look up porn then, jerkoff.Is she hot enough for me to wank to?Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.Rate from 1-10By my standards, 11.Now shut up. I don't like the direction you're taking this. I'm starting to lose my respect for you.Not kidding.Chill outThere's no way she's an 11There's no way that your tiny dick can satisfy a woman.
lol Deci you've never even met your "girlfriend". It's probably a dude.
So did Roman get laid or has he been abducted like I thought?
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 02:49:34 PMQuote from: Solid Lemon on August 29, 2015, 02:45:11 PMlol Deci you've never even met your "girlfriend". It's probably a dude.I've video chatted with her on Skype. So shut it.Pro tip: She isn't your girlfriend just like Flee isn't your best friend. She could be getting fucked right now for all you know.
Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 29, 2015, 02:45:11 PMlol Deci you've never even met your "girlfriend". It's probably a dude.I've video chatted with her on Skype. So shut it.
Quote from: challengerX on August 29, 2015, 03:15:56 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on August 29, 2015, 02:49:34 PMQuote from: Solid Lemon on August 29, 2015, 02:45:11 PMlol Deci you've never even met your "girlfriend". It's probably a dude.I've video chatted with her on Skype. So shut it.Pro tip: She isn't your girlfriend just like Flee isn't your best friend. She could be getting fucked right now for all you know.during the skype call with Deci
All too easy
