I'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!
Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PMI'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!You know I think he got laid this time. That or he's dead.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 09:41:54 PMQuote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PMI'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!You know I think he got laid this time. That or he's dead.In an alternate universe I did. But in reality I saw the Man from U.N.C.L.E with my dad. I wish I got laid, I would have had no regrets about it. You guys can make fun of me all you want, but you'll start to feel the same way when year after year it doesn't happen, and you do try.
Now my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PMNow my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.Maybe it's time to kill yourself.
Quote from: Nexus on August 28, 2015, 10:11:54 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PMNow my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.Maybe it's time to kill yourself.Trust me, I do think about it a lot. I'm one of those people that thinks life has no meaning and I'm a skeptic about everything. If you ask me humans are just another animal that through millions of years were able to create all we have now by coincidence. Everything's just a random coincidence.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:14:21 PMQuote from: Nexus on August 28, 2015, 10:11:54 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PMNow my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.Maybe it's time to kill yourself.Trust me, I do think about it a lot. I'm one of those people that thinks life has no meaning and I'm a skeptic about everything. If you ask me humans are just another animal that through millions of years were able to create all we have now by coincidence. Everything's just a random coincidence.So haven't you done it yet? What are you waiting for? Don't be a pussy.
....Once again, ignores my advice.CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.Seriously, fuck vaginas.Pun intended.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 10:23:47 PM....Once again, ignores my advice.CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.Seriously, fuck vaginas.Pun intended.I looked up sex surrogates...meh. Seems strange, plus it's probably expensive.
What the fuck, Roman.
Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PMPretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:28:05 PMQuote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PMPretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.It'll get better, just take a break from chasing girls for the time being ok?
Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:31:41 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:28:05 PMQuote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PMPretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.It'll get better, just take a break from chasing girls for the time being ok?I keep saying that I am, but then there isn't enough to keep me busy.
All Too Easy: A Roman Epic