All too easy

Jive Turkey · August 28, 2015, 05:51:42 PM

What's wrong with getting a high end escort m8? You have money, housing, and very little responsibilities. I'd save up a bit then take a vacation to Vegas and lose your virginity. The push might help you get actual women and you'd finally be over this stupid block you have set up in your head

Naru · August 28, 2015, 05:52:15 PM

im sure all the women you meet look you up and find this thread.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 09:31:01 PM

Hey Roman, if this fails, see a sex surrogate.

DAS B00T x2 · August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PM

I'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!

Jocephalopod · August 28, 2015, 09:36:15 PM

All Too Easy: A Roman Epic

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 09:41:54 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PM

I'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!

You know I think he got laid this time. That or he's dead.

You know what I don't get? He's gone so far down low, why doesn't he just lie? That's what I would have done if I was him.

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 09:45:27 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 09:41:54 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PM
I'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!

You know I think he got laid this time. That or he's dead.

In an alternate universe I did. But in reality I saw the Man from U.N.C.L.E with my dad. I wish I got laid, I would have had no regrets about it. You guys can make fun of me all you want, but you'll start to feel the same way when year after year it doesn't happen, and you do try.

DAS B00T x2 · August 28, 2015, 09:46:39 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 09:45:27 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PM
I'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!

You know I think he got laid this time. That or he's dead.

In an alternate universe I did. But in reality I saw the Man from U.N.C.L.E with my dad. I wish I got laid, I would have had no regrets about it. You guys can make fun of me all you want, but you'll start to feel the same way when year after year it doesn't happen, and you do try.

I don't think I ever got as bad as you...

And at the moment I just stopped trying or caring for like, half a year now.

Ásgeirr · August 28, 2015, 09:48:43 PM

You are...something special

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PM

Now my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.

Nexus · August 28, 2015, 10:11:54 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PM

Now my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.

Maybe it's time to kill yourself.

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 10:14:21 PM

Quote from: Nexus on August 28, 2015, 10:11:54 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PM
Now my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.
Maybe it's time to kill yourself.

Trust me, I do think about it a lot. I'm one of those people that thinks life has no meaning and I'm a skeptic about everything. If you ask me humans are just another animal that through millions of years were able to create all we have now by coincidence. Everything's just a random coincidence.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 10:15:11 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 09:45:27 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 09:32:19 PM
I'm sorry for you man... but this means I won my bet. Yay!

You know I think he got laid this time. That or he's dead.

In an alternate universe I did. But in reality I saw the Man from U.N.C.L.E with my dad. I wish I got laid, I would have had no regrets about it. You guys can make fun of me all you want, but you'll start to feel the same way when year after year it doesn't happen, and you do try.

Well here's the thing. I'm not desperate enough to lose my virginity. If it happens it happens. My girlfriend right now is all the way across the country and our relationship is long distance. Soon as her and I meetup someday, we both shall see how things go from there.

My point is, you shouldn't expect sex. If anything shit like this (well from a lover at least) should be unexpected. You keep building yourself up each time for disappointment by doing this Roman.

But since you want the pussy so bad, go talk to a sex therapist and have him or her refer you to a sex surrogate.

It costs money yes, but at least you'll get laid and maybe have the confidence you need.

That is my last honest suggestion. I've handed out enough as is in the past in TFS and in RA.

Nexus · August 28, 2015, 10:15:17 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:14:21 PM

Quote from: Nexus on August 28, 2015, 10:11:54 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PM
Now my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.
Maybe it's time to kill yourself.
Trust me, I do think about it a lot. I'm one of those people that thinks life has no meaning and I'm a skeptic about everything. If you ask me humans are just another animal that through millions of years were able to create all we have now by coincidence. Everything's just a random coincidence.

So haven't you done it yet? What are you waiting for? Don't be a pussy.

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 10:16:34 PM

Quote from: Nexus on August 28, 2015, 10:15:17 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:14:21 PM
Quote from: Nexus on August 28, 2015, 10:11:54 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:09:37 PM
Now my brother's girlfriend is trying to set me up with someone...ugh.
Maybe it's time to kill yourself.
Trust me, I do think about it a lot. I'm one of those people that thinks life has no meaning and I'm a skeptic about everything. If you ask me humans are just another animal that through millions of years were able to create all we have now by coincidence. Everything's just a random coincidence.
So haven't you done it yet? What are you waiting for? Don't be a pussy.

Nah, I want to see if The Force Awakens lives up to the hype.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 10:23:47 PM

....Once again, ignores my advice.

CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.

Seriously, fuck vaginas.

Pun intended.

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 10:25:19 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 10:23:47 PM

....Once again, ignores my advice.

CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.

Seriously, fuck vaginas.

Pun intended.

I looked up sex surrogates...meh. Seems strange, plus it's probably expensive.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 10:27:25 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:25:19 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 10:23:47 PM
....Once again, ignores my advice.

CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.

Seriously, fuck vaginas.

Pun intended.

I looked up sex surrogates...meh. Seems strange, plus it's probably expensive.

Looks like you're not as desperate as you say you are. Otherwise you'd do it.

I still think you should see a sex therapist either way. You'll probably get more help from there than here.

TB · August 28, 2015, 10:58:39 PM

So it didn't happen? Fuck.
That means I win the bet though.

Sandtrap · August 28, 2015, 11:04:57 PM

What the fuck, Roman.

Solonoid · August 28, 2015, 11:05:13 PM

So you'll be joining Deci at the annual summit of wizards?

Give my regards to Dumbledore.

TB · August 28, 2015, 11:06:25 PM

Quote from: ⁭⁭⁭⁭ on August 28, 2015, 11:04:57 PM

What the fuck, Roman.

Ha. Called it.

Mox · August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PM

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 11:28:05 PM

Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PM

Pretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.

Thun · August 28, 2015, 11:28:22 PM

It didn't happen? Goddamn it cousin, just pay for it.

Mox · August 28, 2015, 11:31:41 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:28:05 PM

Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PM

Pretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.

It'll get better, just take a break from chasing girls for the time being ok?

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 11:33:02 PM

Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:31:41 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:28:05 PM
Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PM

Pretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.

It'll get better, just take a break from chasing girls for the time being ok?

I keep saying that I am, but then there isn't enough to keep me busy.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 28, 2015, 11:35:01 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:33:02 PM

Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 11:28:05 PM
Quote from: Neo on August 28, 2015, 11:26:01 PM

Pretty much what I felt like after being teased for a week. She even gave me her address and where we would meet in public first.

It'll get better, just take a break from chasing girls for the time being ok?
I keep saying that I am, but then there isn't enough to keep me busy.

Read a book. Get into building and painting scale models of planes, spaceships, tanks, whatever. Constantly thinking about sex and trying to get sex out of every relationship you have with a woman is unhealthy.

Verbatim · August 29, 2015, 12:33:21 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 28, 2015, 09:36:15 PM

All Too Easy: A Roman Epic

Omnes Nimia Securus

Jive Turkey · August 29, 2015, 12:38:44 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:25:19 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 10:23:47 PM
....Once again, ignores my advice.

CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.

Seriously, fuck vaginas.

Pun intended.

I looked up sex surrogates...meh. Seems strange, plus it's probably expensive.

You're scared of losing your virginity

You have money, you have the drive, just DO IT