All too easy

Dopameme · August 14, 2015, 10:23:03 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 14, 2015, 06:27:08 PM

I hope they make a sequel to this.

it'll have an adam sandler theme to it

All Two Easy

King Blumpkin VII · August 15, 2015, 01:18:36 AM

tfw you actually want Roman to find a beautiful woman to get married so he can adopt you

🂿 · August 15, 2015, 05:52:21 PM

This thread has really stood the test of time. I bet by the time I'm 60 it will still be here with new replies and posts.

Sandtrap · August 23, 2015, 07:06:21 PM

I found an accurate representation of our swingin' bud Roman.

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:09:34 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 15, 2015, 05:52:21 PM

This thread has really stood the test of time. I bet by the time I'm 60 it will still be here with new replies and posts.

Yeah, maybe in 40 years I'll still be searching for the pussy, Wouldn't that be something?

gats · August 23, 2015, 07:10:25 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:09:34 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 15, 2015, 05:52:21 PM
This thread has really stood the test of time. I bet by the time I'm 60 it will still be here with new replies and posts.
Yeah, maybe in 40 years I'll still be searching for the pussy, Wouldn't that be something?

True Turquoise · August 23, 2015, 07:10:41 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 06, 2015, 11:03:07 AM

Dane Dehaan (the Chronicle guy) is Decimator Omega.
Jaden Smith is CK97.
Chris Evans is Rocketman287.
Drake is Jive Turkey.
Emma Stone as Korra.
Sean Penn as DemonicChronic.
Ice Cube is challengerX.
Tim Roth as TheBritishLemon.
Adam Sandler is PSU. Alternatively, Johnny Manziel.

and guest-starring peter dinklage as tru

what the fuck

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:12:37 PM

Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:10:25 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:09:34 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 15, 2015, 05:52:21 PM
This thread has really stood the test of time. I bet by the time I'm 60 it will still be here with new replies and posts.
Yeah, maybe in 40 years I'll still be searching for the pussy, Wouldn't that be something?

Honestly I can see myself in the remake.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM

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RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM

ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit

The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.

challengerX · August 23, 2015, 07:14:15 PM

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gats · August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.

of course

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:18:14 PM

Lauren- Said she didn't want an insta relationship, said I was too intense
Brittany- Said I was all about sex, only made it to three dates before I turned into an awkward pleb
Stephanie- Invited me over after, but she was too big, but maybe I should have
Melissa- Said there wasn't any chemistry between us, one date. She was the kindest though
Kate- Possibly will meet Friday and discussed being fwb

That's this summer. Maybe time for a break

Thun · August 23, 2015, 07:18:16 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.

ha you literally look like Roman from GTA

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM

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gats · August 23, 2015, 07:19:31 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM

Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

oh, the dude probably has a terrible personality

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 23, 2015, 07:20:27 PM

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aREALgod · August 23, 2015, 07:22:58 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM

Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo

maverick · August 23, 2015, 07:32:15 PM

Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:19:31 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo
oh, the dude probably has a terrible personality

We kinda figured.

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:32:29 PM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 23, 2015, 07:22:58 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo

I'll upload one in a moment

DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 07:55:55 PM

Oh god, it came back!

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:55:57 PM

Ugly barnacle or 10/10 would bang? COuld be a lot better...

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 23, 2015, 07:57:38 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 07:57:48 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:55:57 PM

Ugly barnacle or 10/10 would bang? COuld be a lot better...

Well, you're clearly of Spanish ancestry. Dropped.

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 08:01:06 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:57:38 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:55:57 PM
Ugly barnacle or 10/10 would bang? COuld be a lot better...
8-8.5/10

honestly dude you could easily get non fat chicks but i know that's just your preference. if you get past your problems just talking to chicks you'll do fine in life, in that department anyways.

Yes, they are my preference. And I don't have as much a problem talking to them as I used to, I met four this summer after all. Actually I talked to long to some of them and they wanted to leave, But that's just because I'm boring

aREALgod · August 23, 2015, 08:03:32 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:32:29 PM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 23, 2015, 07:22:58 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo
I'll upload one in a moment

Facial symmetry is shit

Black hair

Brown eyes

Unkept facial hair

Big nose

Spicly

3/10, and that's being generous

TB · August 23, 2015, 08:05:06 PM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 23, 2015, 08:03:32 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 23, 2015, 07:22:58 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo
I'll upload one in a moment

Facial symmetry is shit

Black hair

Brown eyes

Unkept facial hair

Big nose

Spicly

3/10, and that's being generous

Actually wat....?

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 08:05:33 PM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 23, 2015, 08:03:32 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on August 23, 2015, 07:22:58 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 23, 2015, 07:13:02 PM
ah come on guys i'm like the biggest cunt on this site but you're sort of making too much fun of Roman

it was sort of humorous but its the dude's life and he hasn't really done anything to deserve your shit
The biggest irony is that I am attractive but can't get anyone.
of course
the dudes posted a pic he's honestly not bad like a solid 8/10 in my book no homo

Show me I wanna see if I'd ravage his butt no homo
I'll upload one in a moment

Facial symmetry is shit

Black hair

Brown eyes

Unkept facial hair

Big nose

Spicly

3/10, and that's being generous

Well where's yours I can see?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 23, 2015, 08:10:00 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 23, 2015, 08:10:43 PM

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