All too easy

A Cheese Potato · May 15, 2015, 01:28:29 AM

Remember, no disintegrations

RomanGladiator · May 15, 2015, 03:15:57 AM

Quote from: Yu on May 14, 2015, 11:07:59 PM

Exactly how old are we talking?

She's 26 I just turned 23 last month.

Flee · May 15, 2015, 03:17:24 AM

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Sigma617 · May 15, 2015, 03:45:18 AM

I remember all the other threads like this.

Don't fuck it up again.

RomanGladiator · May 15, 2015, 12:46:54 PM

Quote from: Sigma617 on May 15, 2015, 03:45:18 AM

I remember all the other threads like this.

Don't fuck it up again.

We both want something not serious, or she's as lonely as I am and wants something physical. Or I'm just attractive to her and that's it, because there is no way a 26 year old who is almost done with her second masters degree wants a 23 year old who is working in retail with a college degree.

Sandtrap · May 15, 2015, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 14, 2015, 10:12:45 PM

I feel like you don't have any standards by this point

They can't be smokers. It's the golden rule. They could be anything else.

Just not smokers.

Sandtrap · May 15, 2015, 12:50:19 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 01:28:29 AM

Remember, no disintegrations

Set blasters to stun.

RomanGladiator · May 15, 2015, 04:36:08 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 15, 2015, 12:49:37 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 14, 2015, 10:12:45 PM
I feel like you don't have any standards by this point

They can't be smokers. It's the golden rule. They could be anything else.

Just not smokers.

Or stoners, or jesus loving republicans, or feminists, or gun users

Coco · May 15, 2015, 04:44:16 PM

You should show her this thread.

Big Boss · May 15, 2015, 04:49:06 PM

Name the kid after me

gats · May 15, 2015, 04:49:55 PM

Finally.

And yes you still are beta because you haven't done shit yet. You should so post pics of her face, I mean if she's ugly then fucking her doesn't count

RomanGladiator · May 15, 2015, 06:16:11 PM

Quote from: goots on May 15, 2015, 04:49:55 PM

Finally.

And yes you still are beta because you haven't done shit yet. You should so post pics of her face, I mean if she's ugly then fucking her doesn't count

She's cute and curvy. No pictures, don't know her last name so haven't stalked her social media yet lol. Cuddling on Sunday will be fun, haven't even had that in three years.

challengerX · May 15, 2015, 06:47:19 PM

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R o c k e t · May 15, 2015, 06:48:50 PM

Quote from: challengerX on May 15, 2015, 06:47:19 PM

It sure is hard keeping the nice guy persona up eh Rocketman?

I've had a rough few days, sorry to let you down ^______^

R o c k e t · May 15, 2015, 06:50:00 PM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 14, 2015, 11:10:06 PM

Quote from: Yu on May 14, 2015, 11:07:59 PM
Exactly how old are we talking?
He picked her up in a retirement home. She doesn't know what's happening.

found a pic of OP

🂿 · May 15, 2015, 07:34:20 PM

This thread is still going? Christ.

Blazed Iron · May 15, 2015, 07:37:36 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 15, 2015, 06:16:11 PM

Quote from: goots on May 15, 2015, 04:49:55 PM
Finally.

And yes you still are beta because you haven't done shit yet. You should so post pics of her face, I mean if she's ugly then fucking her doesn't count
She's cute and curvy. No pictures, don't know her last name so haven't stalked her social media yet lol. Cuddling on Sunday will be fun, haven't even had that in three years.

You might want to choke the chicken beforehand, eh?

Super Irish · May 15, 2015, 07:39:51 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 15, 2015, 03:15:57 AM

Quote from: Yu on May 14, 2015, 11:07:59 PM
Exactly how old are we talking?

She's 26 I just turned 23 last month.

Hahahaha, "older woman"... technically correct, but no. Just no.

Regardless, break a leg. Or don't, might effect your ability to do the sex if and when it happens.

noodles · May 15, 2015, 09:09:31 PM

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RomanGladiator · May 16, 2015, 09:58:24 PM

Change of plans, now she will be coming over earlier when no one will be home tomorrow

>

YouTube

R o c k e t · May 16, 2015, 10:05:01 PM

Do we really have nothing better to do, but watch someone on the internet try to get laid?

..........what are we doing with our lives Sep7agon?

Luis · May 16, 2015, 10:05:45 PM

make sure she doesn't flatten you

RomanGladiator · May 16, 2015, 10:06:01 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 16, 2015, 10:05:01 PM

Do we really have nothing better to do, but watch someone on the internet try to get laid?

..........what are we doing with our lives Sep7agon?

Apparently, haha.

TB · May 16, 2015, 10:06:28 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 16, 2015, 10:05:01 PM

Do we really have nothing better to do, but watch someone on the internet try to get laid?

..........what are we doing with our lives Sep7agon?

Speak for yourself

May 16, 2015, 10:07:49 PM

>he thinks being a stoner is equatable to being a cigarette smoker

R o c k e t · May 16, 2015, 10:09:12 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on May 16, 2015, 10:06:28 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 16, 2015, 10:05:01 PM
Do we really have nothing better to do, but watch someone on the internet try to get laid?

..........what are we doing with our lives Sep7agon?
Speak for yourself

you posted in this thread, it's too late now

RomanGladiator · May 16, 2015, 10:10:22 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 16, 2015, 10:07:49 PM

>he thinks being a stoner is equatable to being a cigarette smoker

Pot is okay if you do it sparingly. Some of my favorite music is from the 60's, but I'm not interested in doing it myself. Smoking cigarettes is much much worse.

RomanGladiator · May 16, 2015, 10:11:19 PM

Quote from: Luis on May 16, 2015, 10:05:45 PM

make sure she doesn't flatten you

She's not that big, maybe around this size

TB · May 16, 2015, 10:14:30 PM

lol good luck buddy

Luis · May 16, 2015, 10:14:53 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 16, 2015, 10:05:01 PM

Do we really have nothing better to do, but watch someone on the internet try to get laid?

..........what are we doing with our lives Sep7agon?

well you're here too so....