All hail the father of memes

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In 1976, Richard Dawkins invented the first meme in his basement.
It was an image macro of some trippy shit on a weird ass landscape, with his name and the words "The Selfish Gene" over the top. Because he made it in such primitive era, before memeticist and memeologist Susan Blackmore invented the prime meme fonts, which allow for maximum memeification, Comic Sans and Impact, he used some serif font, and accidentally coloured his name yellow instead of white.

The First Meme

Dawkins is an outspoken atheist, and also the father of Aalewis, therefore the god-hero of all euphoria.
In myth, he is known as Euphoreon, the meme pokemon.

Dawkins, though he is white, was born in Africa.
This makes him a rare proto-nigger, one of the white nigger overlords, and the same species as Cheat.

While studying zoology, he discovered Pepe the frog, who revolutionised our understanding of both memes, and evolution.
Pepe seemed to split off into hundreds of micro-pepes, in a process similar to budding.
Some of these geneological adaptations were very common, others are one of a kind.

As the were transmitted digitally, the rarest pepes were very quickly bought up, whereas such pepes as "feels good/bad man" are common enough that they are given out free as image macros.

Good memes and scarlet A lapel pins will come to you, but only if you post,

"Thanks for the memes, Doc Dawkins."

In this thread.


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It just looks like the cover of a book


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It just looks like the cover of a book
This man doesn't understand vintage memes.


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