aliens' first impression of us will be Ronald Reagan

September 09, 2015, 07:39:22 AM

it's not a great situation

Jester · September 09, 2015, 09:46:12 AM

Lets just hope they aren't hippies

More Than Mortal · September 09, 2015, 10:02:12 AM

If I were to choose anybody to represent the human race, it'd be Reagan.

Mmmmm Napalm · September 09, 2015, 10:09:20 AM

Quote from: Executioner Sigma on September 09, 2015, 10:02:12 AM

If I were to choose anybody to represent the human race, it'd be Reagan.

Man was charming as fuck.

Bonewheel Barry · September 09, 2015, 10:20:11 AM

Quote from: Executioner Sigma on September 09, 2015, 10:02:12 AM

If I were to choose anybody to represent the human race, it'd be Reagan.

>idiot cancer not choosing Theodore Roosevelt or Lincoln

Mmmmm Napalm · September 09, 2015, 10:44:59 AM

Quote from: Jester Thomas on September 09, 2015, 10:20:11 AM

Quote from: Executioner Sigma on September 09, 2015, 10:02:12 AM
If I were to choose anybody to represent the human race, it'd be Reagan.
>idiot cancer not choosing Theodore Roosevelt or Lincoln

Roosevelt is fucking awesome and my personal favorite president, but I think he would come off a little too aggressive. Reagan has a less confrontational personality.

Although you're right, Lincoln is among the best choices.

Sandtrap · September 09, 2015, 10:49:02 AM

Just imagine what would happen after they reach Ronald Reagan's voice and start heading in our direction.

They'll pass through every broadcast wave we ever put out and if they tuned into them they'd probably get a decent history timeline of our world as they traveled towards it.

Jim · September 09, 2015, 10:51:03 AM

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Jono · September 09, 2015, 02:37:56 PM

They will see Hitler first because of the 1936 Olympic games broadcast

September 09, 2015, 02:53:19 PM

Quote from: Jono on September 09, 2015, 02:37:56 PM

They will see Hitler first because of the 1936 Olympic games broadcast

That broadcast wasn't recorded specifically for extraterrestrials and shot out into deep space, though.

More Than Mortal · September 09, 2015, 03:16:59 PM

>not wanting reagan to be the first thing the aliens see

how else are we gonna let those fucking commie aliens know they aren't welcome

RomanGladiator · September 09, 2015, 03:26:11 PM

Hopefully they're not communist aliens.

More Than Mortal · September 09, 2015, 03:28:23 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on September 09, 2015, 03:26:11 PM

Hopefully they're not communist aliens.

The only thing that could make that worse is if they were also a Muslim.

Unfortunately, we already have a Muslim Communist Alien in the White House.

Ushan · September 09, 2015, 04:01:50 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on September 09, 2015, 03:26:11 PM

Hopefully they're not communist aliens.

Better a dead planet than a red planet.

Thankfully, Mars is both.