FUCK ALDO V5

God I fucking hate Dominicans

anything 4u

Quote from: sulphy on June 25, 2015, 11:07:37 PM

Quote from: kill yourself on June 25, 2015, 11:06:46 PM

can i join?

Fuck off and never talk to me or in my threads ever again you dumb fucking third world cancer patient.
I swear to fucking God you are worse than that Verbatim faggot.

oh

wtf i quoted the wrong person
you can stay :3

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine

Your name is jennifer now make like a kitchen bitch and log off

Quote from: sulphy on June 25, 2015, 11:07:37 PM

I swear to fucking God you are worse than that Verbatim faggot.

at least i can set an avatar properly

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Totes not Naru or Gasai on June 25, 2015, 11:11:44 PM

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine

Your name is jennifer now make like a kitchen bitch and log off

Oh..

Quote from: sulphy on June 25, 2015, 11:14:26 PM

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who are you on bungle though

on what?

Quote from: sulphy on June 25, 2015, 11:16:30 PM

on what?

nvm

how do you know me

we used to play cod with each other lol

I am having a stroke at this very moment after killing the last terrorists

I am dead fucking serious

I would go and defuse the bomb but it's too late since I have no kit and can't run to save since I am on low HP

This will be the last thing I will every type in my life

goodbye

You feel like flashbanging me in the face? Bring it on you faggot. I know multiple smoke strats, and I also carry a cz-75 with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put cause and effect together in that pathetic brain of yours I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking flashbang". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a role that requires two fucking grenades because you're going to be losing more than one match after I'm done with you. I'll casually dodge your flashbangs off to the site, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into a bombsite that you can't go back from. You'll try to regroup and push your team forwards but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Karambit Fade Factory New straight through your skull. 1.6 style. I'll proceed to rip your entire fucking team into bits in one quick round. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 rounds in shock. I say 2 rounds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I have an AWP in my hand, and ace straight through your middle. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling dribble, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the gotv at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick eco bashes can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice of banana rush. Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that push onto bombsite?