Ah yes "Shepard"

 
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Why the fuck does Mass Effect promote so much interspecies sex anyway?

It's fucking stupid to even think alien races would remotely be sexually attractive to humans.

Ever heard of xenophilia?

I would bet all the money and the hat on my head that if humans can manage beastiality, fetishes for poo, fetishes for morbidly obese people, and every other thing under the sun.

Xenophilia would easily, easily be achieved by us silly old people.
id be down for a hot alien babe.

Now you've given me an excuse to wipe some dust off something and make everybody uncomfortable. Thank you, most assuredly.

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im ashamed to say that this is my fetish. There's something about the ruthless dominance of xenomorphs that's such a turn on... Brb need a cold shower.

Fuckin' smoked em.