Elegiacs Official Welcome.

Elegiac · October 07, 2014, 11:45:53 PM

I've been slacking off from processing our newcomers, but we may as well get started. So please line up, and each of you can take a turn at sitting on Mr Elegiac's lap.

Once you're on the lap, please follow procedure to keep things moving:

- Tell Mr Elegiac your wish (he will remember it).
- Take a lollipop.
- Piss off.

Juuzou · October 07, 2014, 11:47:01 PM

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BC · October 07, 2014, 11:47:14 PM

Can I have the flood fox back?

Korra · October 07, 2014, 11:47:22 PM

You sound like a dentist.

Scorch · October 07, 2014, 11:48:03 PM

*pretends to be new*

Elegiac · October 07, 2014, 11:48:41 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on October 07, 2014, 11:47:14 PM

Can I have the flood fox back?

Is this your wish?

BC · October 07, 2014, 11:48:58 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 07, 2014, 11:48:41 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on October 07, 2014, 11:47:14 PM
Can I have the flood fox back?
Is this your wish?

Yes

Elegiac · October 07, 2014, 11:49:18 PM

Quote from: Scorch on October 07, 2014, 11:48:03 PM

*pretends to be new*

You're definitely a newgatsby.

Well?

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 07, 2014, 11:49:34 PM

i wish i knew what to wish for

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 07, 2014, 11:49:47 PM

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BC · October 07, 2014, 11:50:18 PM

Quote from: ねこ on October 07, 2014, 11:49:47 PM

So I wan a super ultra rocket train and I wan 40$ eShop card thingy and I wan some weed

Holy fucking cute

Elegiac · October 07, 2014, 11:50:31 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on October 07, 2014, 11:48:58 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 07, 2014, 11:48:41 PM
Quote from: BC1096 on October 07, 2014, 11:47:14 PM
Can I have the flood fox back?
Is this your wish?

Yes

Great, good.

Next!

Camnator · October 08, 2014, 12:43:53 AM

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Elegiac · October 08, 2014, 03:56:11 AM

Quote from: Camnator on October 08, 2014, 12:43:53 AM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on October 07, 2014, 11:47:01 PM
Have you seen a dingo around here?

Are Vien and you actually homo sapiens?

Do you wish them to be?

Mat Cauthon · October 08, 2014, 03:58:10 AM

I wish to have a wish.

Camnator · October 08, 2014, 04:15:47 AM

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Elegiac · October 08, 2014, 04:16:19 AM

Quote from: Camnator on October 08, 2014, 04:15:47 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 08, 2014, 03:56:11 AM
Do you wish them to be?

I'm apathetic either way, just curious. I really don't think Vien is a Sangheili, I've been monitoring him.

So do you have a wish?

Camnator · October 08, 2014, 04:19:09 AM

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Elegiac · October 08, 2014, 04:32:04 AM

Quote from: Camnator on October 08, 2014, 04:19:09 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on October 08, 2014, 04:16:19 AM
So do you have a wish?

Booty

As you wish.

Next!