THose small candles, why? You put a thousand of them on  cake, and then one person blows spit on the whole cake, and you have to watch it and cheer the person on as they're spitting in your cake.

This needs to die. No more candles on cake

Kill yourself.

How about I go to a cancer person's birthday party and eat the cake he spits on? That way the radiation would make my nose bleed, and I'd suffocate.

Quote from: Meta Madman Destyyyyyyy👌 on November 20, 2015, 12:11:23 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 20, 2015, 12:09:48 PM

Kill yourself.

How about I go to a cancer person's birthday party and eat the cake he spits on? That way the radiation would make my nose bleed, and I'd suffocate.

The cake doesn't belong to you, it belongs to the person blowing out the candles.

If you don't want to eat it, or are going to be ungrateful, they don't have to share with you.

Alright, I won't eat it. I won't eat the cake that has spit on it, and then my friend doesn't wanna eat it, and then two other friends don't wanna eat it! Do you know where we end up? Nobody eats the cake except for the fat motherfuker who thinks he's smug with his spit on the cake, but the whole situation is morbid because he's shoving cake into his mouth while we're staring at him. What was the point of buying cake in the first place to celebrate his birthday with us if he isn't planning on sharing it with us? You tell me who's rude in that scenario, and if it ain't the smug fatass you're a smug fatass

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 20, 2015, 12:13:14 PM

Quote from: Meta Madman Destyyyyyyy👌 on November 20, 2015, 12:11:23 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on November 20, 2015, 12:09:48 PM

Kill yourself.

How about I go to a cancer person's birthday party and eat the cake he spits on? That way the radiation would make my nose bleed, and I'd suffocate.

The cake doesn't belong to you, it belongs to the person blowing out the candles.

If you don't want to eat it, or are going to be ungrateful, they don't have to share with you.

Alright, I won't eat it. I won't eat the cake that has spit on it, and then my friend doesn't wanna eat it, and then two other friends don't wanna eat it! Do you know where we end up? Nobody eats the cake except for the fat motherfuker who thinks he's smug with his spit on the cake, but the whole situation is morbid because he's shoving cake into his mouth while we're staring at him. What was the point of buying cake in the first place to celebrate his birthday with us if he isn't planning on sharing it with us? You tell me who's rude in that scenario, and if it ain't the smug fatass you're a smug fatass

Most people don't care and appreciate what they're given.

how about, you blow... your brains out.

how about, you learn ........ 2 use grammar,

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 20, 2015, 12:21:18 PM

how about, you blow... your brains out.

how about, you learn ........ 2 use grammar,

No.

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 20, 2015, 12:31:34 PM

Quote from: Meta Madman Destyyyyyyy👌 on November 20, 2015, 12:22:30 PM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 20, 2015, 12:21:18 PM

how about, you blow... your brains out.

how about, you learn ........ 2 use grammar,

No.

See, it's funny because it wasn't a question, you dumb mutt.

As if that means anything?

Go to bed, you're high

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 20, 2015, 12:36:28 PM

Quote from: Meta Madman Destyyyyyyy👌 on November 20, 2015, 12:33:30 PM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 20, 2015, 12:31:34 PM

Quote from: Meta Madman Destyyyyyyy👌 on November 20, 2015, 12:22:30 PM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on November 20, 2015, 12:21:18 PM

how about, you blow... your brains out.

how about, you learn ........ 2 use grammar,

No.

See, it's funny because it wasn't a question, you dumb mutt.

As if that means anything?

You couldn't say "no" as an answer to what I wrote due to me not asking a question, because I was mimicking your none-question. It's funny that you can't answer my non-question, because you made the original non-question, dipshit why live.

You should kill yourself.

If you manage to spew saliva out of your mouth in the first place, you probably have some kind of condition.

Yeah, it's called being a functional human being. You must have some other one.