adventures in louisiana

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-in the quaint town of lafayette, i stayed at a marriot hotel, which provided a copy of the book of mormon alongside the gideon's bible. written on the inside cover was "do NOT read".

-still in lafayette, i dined at an excellent local restaurant where the owners were personified as alligators in the logo. fucking scalies. in the early hours of the following morning my father ran over an alligator at 80 mph.

-i visited the french quarter of new orleans. it smelled like the bodily fluids of homeless people everywhere. i ate two beignets.

-i used a kangaroo gas station bathroom, which had two swastikas crudely carved into the wall.
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If you're sober in Louisiana, you're doing it wrong. That's why they have drive through bars, so they're never sober enough to realize what a shit hole they're in.


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Horse shit and bum piss is just part of the New Orleans charn.


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I have a lot of friends from Louisiana, and they all say that it is a boring shithole unless it's Mardi Gras. Is this true? I have never been.


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Why you gotta be a yankee and go eat beignets in the french quarter?


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Looks like a fedora tipper got triggered seeing the books when looking for a place to hide their chicken tendies.

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which provided a copy of the book of mormon alongside the gideon's bible. written on the inside cover was "do NOT read".