>be me
>cashier
>fat fucksmcgee dad and daughter come in
>the daughter order a Quarter Pounder with Cheese only ketchup and cheese
>ask if she wants the meal
>no
>k den
>the dad orders a pie and some other shit
>ask the dad
>wanted a salad
>k den
>give them receipt and change
>they look at the receipt for the longest fucking time
>finally got their food and left
>about 40 minutes pass and they come back
>the dad was pissed
>ask what's wrong
>I DIDN'T GET MY FRIES AND DRINK
>look at receipt
>you only ordered the sandwich and I ask if you wanted the meal and you said no
>no I asked for it
>but you said no
>I went all the way home only to find no fries and drink?
>AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME.JPG
>had to give him a Parfait and fresh fries for free
>he asks for fresh fries
>complains BECAUSE HIS ORDER NUMBER WAS SKIPPED
>we have to wait for your fries because you want them fresh
>HOLYFUCKTHISWORLD

I didn't work around people much, but one time the floor I was cleaning gave me almost an entire cake from Wegman's.

I can relate, being a former McDonalds employee.