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Have you ever accidentally touched the (opposite sex of you) private parts?

Me:  I was walking downtown listening to my music and it was a very nice day out. Walk around a corn then BAM. Apparently this girl was late for her bus and she was running as fast as she can. She caught her foot on the elevated sidewalk slab. She lost balance and fell into me. I had my hands up selecting my song on my MP3 player I the time so *you can see where this is going*
Her breast fell right into my hands while I caught her.  She smiles and was thankful for the catch. Her and I were both clueless to the point my hand where still on her breast.  It finally catches onto my brain wait I second I am holding something look down and yeah. I immediately let go with a huge nervous face on saying sorry sorry. She laughed and went one her way. 

It was the 1st time I ever felt them.   

 
 
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Breasts are private parts?


 
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Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:43:04 PM
Breasts are private parts?
U don't tend to walk around topless normally

 
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Oh, hey.
Yeah, I say sorry if I don't know the person.

But if it's like my gf, neither of us really care

 
 
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Quote from: XSEAN on September 01, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:43:04 PM
Breasts are private parts?
U don't tend to walk around topless normally

That's due to society sexualizing the female torso - hardly means it should be private

 
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Quote from: BC on September 01, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Yeah, I say sorry if I don't know the person.

But if it's like my gf, neither of us really care
Has it ever happened to you. No counting your gf

 
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should have taken her to McDonald's in a suit. 

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Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: XSEAN on September 01, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:43:04 PM
Breasts are private parts?
U don't tend to walk around topless normally

That's due to society sexualizing the female torso - hardly means it should be private
Just answer my dam topic

 
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Quote from: XSEAN on September 01, 2015, 08:45:47 PM
Quote from: BC on September 01, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Yeah, I say sorry if I don't know the person.

But if it's like my gf, neither of us really care
Has it ever happened to you. No counting your gf

Yeah it has, I've never made anything out of it, or anyone else I've accidentally done it to. Just a quick sorry

 
 
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This really doesn't need a NSFW tag, but whatever.

Thankkfully, I've never really been in that position before.

 
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i have a sorta kinda have a similar story to you OP

in 8th grade i was playing around with my best friend. she took my pencil, and she lifted it up above her head, so i had to try and reach for it. she then switched the pencil to her left hand and so i tried to meet her in the middle but i was a little too late and i my hand "slid" on her left boob. it was only for like a second tho

and like yeah, i quickly pulled my hand away and just looked at her face. i didn't know if she realized what i had done, but she just looked at me like ._. i just turned around and asked for my pencil quietly

kinda lame but 'ya know
Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 09:01:09 PM by Alphy

 
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What're you 12?

Be a mature adult and move on

 
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Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on September 01, 2015, 09:06:43 PM
What're you 12?

Be a mature adult and move on
16 at the time
Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 09:16:37 PM by XSEAN

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gear stick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing hard because he knows it's a joke
>start sucking his dick in empty parking lot
>almost choke on dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

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Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on September 01, 2015, 09:09:54 PM
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gear stick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing hard because he knows it's a joke
>start sucking his dick in empty parking lot
>almost choke on dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

 
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Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
I accidentally forced it into her.

 
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Yes.

 
 
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yeah, some kid pushed him and he bumped int me

 
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Why do you tag all your threads as NSFW?

 
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Can boobs count as private parts?

 
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Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on September 01, 2015, 09:09:54 PM
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gear stick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing hard because he knows it's a joke
>start sucking his dick in empty parking lot
>almost choke on dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
Bocu no Pico?

 
 
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Yeah

The reaction has ranged from not caring due to it being an accident and attempts at teasing.

 
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Does the frontal cortex count as a "private part"

 
 
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Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:45:39 PM
Quote from: XSEAN on September 01, 2015, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:43:04 PM
Breasts are private parts?
U don't tend to walk around topless normally

That's due to society sexualizing the female torso - hardly means it should be private
Oh shut the fuck up

Do a little biology research
Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 02:00:55 AM by Luciana

 
 
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Quote from: Staffy on September 01, 2015, 09:55:53 PM
Can boobs count as private parts?
Are they something you can just casually grab in public like a hand?

Is this really a question, fam? Do you need the definition of private parts?

"An intimate part, personal part or private part is a place on the human body which is customarily kept covered by clothing in public venues and conventional settings, as a matter of decency, decorum, and respectfulness."

Last I checked, getting tits touched was something like that.
Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 02:02:56 AM by Luciana

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Well I was a kid I accidentally touched a female coach's vagina through her sweatpants when I was trying to grab the tennis ball that escaped from me. It just happened to be near her crotch and I missed.

The whole situation was so awkward that neither of us really said anything and just carried on....

Also in 6th grade I accidentally slapped a girl's tits during 9-square after missing to hit the jelly ball. She was in pain and crying. I felt fucking horrible and apologized so many times.

Eventually she forgave me and knew I didn't mean it.

 
 
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I accidentally touched my friends ex girlfriend's delicious ass when I was in... 6th gradish.

She was a highschooler.

I don't remember exactly how I grabbed it, but she playfully shoved me.

Another time another girl who's thirsty for my brother (that's a curse I guess) went with my mom to the beach to watch the sunrise and I got dragged along.

And when we got back she said she feels like she has sand on her butt, grabbed my hand, and made me grope her for a bit.

Then I walked in on her in the bathroom in her bra and panties and we made eye contact for a second, but I just had to grab something.

Why is it always butts and girls?

 
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Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 01, 2015, 08:43:04 PM
Breasts are private parts?

They're classified as such. I mean hey though, I'm all for women going topless becoming legal though, but my own dick is going to kill me constantly unless I can finally get desensitized enough to the point where I don't see it that way, which might never happen. >.<

Thanks a lot society!

 
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Quote from: Luciana on September 02, 2015, 02:23:32 AM
I accidentally touched my friends ex girlfriend's delicious ass when I was in... 6th gradish.

She was a highschooler.

I don't remember exactly how I grabbed it, but she playfully shoved me.

Another time another girl who's thirsty for my brother (that's a curse I guess) went with my mom to the beach to watch the sunrise and I got dragged along.

And when we got back she said she feels like she has sand on her butt, grabbed my hand, and made me grope her for a bit.

Then I walked in on her in the bathroom in her bra and panties and we made eye contact for a second, but I just had to grab something.

Why is it always butts and girls?

At least it wasn't her vagina. :/

 
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