>having dinner with friends from work and wife
>she is the only woman present
>as we sit down, the oven pings
>my wife looks at me, first confused, then slow horror dawning on her face
>I look to my friends and grin, then say "I'll get that."
>I get up and walk slowly to the oven, savoring the over-so-quiet sobs coming from my wife behind me
>I open the oven and remove the tray
>the tray is covered in baked rolls
>slowly, I bring the tray over to the table
>"I decided to make these for dinner. I hope you don't mind."
>I smile and stare into her terrified eyes.
>"They're gender rolls. I baked them traditionally."
>tears roll down her cheeks and her hand slowly reaches out, obediently headed towards her gender roll
>she closes her eyes and sobs and she accepts her gender roll
>crying, she thanks me
>"It was my privilege."

>having dinner with friends from work and wife
>she is the only woman present
>as we sit down, the oven pings
>my wife looks at me, first confused, then slow horror dawning on her face
>I look to my friends and grin, then say "I'll get that."
>I get up and walk slowly to the oven, savoring the over-so-quiet sobs coming from my wife behind me
>I open the oven and remove the tray
>the tray is covered in baked rolls
>slowly, I bring the tray over to the table
>"I decided to make these for dinner. I hope you don't mind."
>I smile and stare into her terrified eyes.
>"They're gender rolls. I baked them traditionally."
>tears roll down her cheeks and her hand slowly reaches out, obediently headed towards her gender roll
>she closes her eyes and sobs and she accepts her gender roll
>crying, she thanks me
>"It was my privilege."

10/10

Abortions turn me on.

Quote from: TailBlue on October 29, 2014, 10:13:01 AM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 29, 2014, 10:12:17 AM

That's why we should have mandatory abortions. Women are gross anyway

cooties

Is that like lady-Ebola?

Yes.