Aaaand the Ass Creed movie reviews are in.

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Go look them up if you want to see. The videogame movie curse remains unbroken.

 
 
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Who could've guessed?

Even the trailer looked dreadful.

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Quote from: Verbatim on December 19, 2016, 03:14:00 PM
Who could've guessed?

Even the trailer looked dreadful.

There was hope riding on this one, for some people.

 
 
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The Rage....
>expecting good from the movie

 
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>a movie based on a shitty game series in an industry where videogame movies almost have a guaranteed failure rate

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Assassin's Creed had potential but they fucked it all up with their shitty choices. Having a fucking rap song as their reveal trailer music didn't help with setting the kind of tone the audience was going to expect and really drove it further into the ground.

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Lemon is probably in line right now at the theater waiting for it to release

 
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>WE WUZ  music in trailer for nerds
>Literal who protagonist and assassin
>Brown saturation
>le matrix

Assassin's Creed as a video game is shit. It's only redeeming quality were the characters, which we lost after 3. Whoever thought this movie would be good is an idiot, and ignorant to the fact that they made a live action AC movie already.

 
 
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Quote from: Dapper Droid on December 19, 2016, 04:09:39 PM
Assassin's Creed as a video game is shit. It's only redeeming quality were the characters, which we lost after 3. .
Are you kidding me? AC3 was a horrible game and I could give you a few paragraphs why it was. Assassins Creed 4 literally turned that all around on its head and is arguably the best since 2.

Unity was shit (though how they gave you assassin missions were not, which carried over to Syndicate)

Syndicate is actually good
Last Edit: December 19, 2016, 04:40:36 PM by Luciana

 
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But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?

 
 
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Quote from: Jet Wave on December 19, 2016, 04:55:59 PM
But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?
Warcraft wasn't even bad tho

 
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Quote from: Luciana on December 19, 2016, 04:39:40 PM
Quote from: Dapper Droid on December 19, 2016, 04:09:39 PM
Assassin's Creed as a video game is shit. It's only redeeming quality were the characters, which we lost after 3. .
Are you kidding me? AC3 was a horrible game and I could give you a few paragraphs why it was. Assassins Creed 4 literally turned that all around on its head and is arguably the best since 2.

Unity was shit (though how they gave you assassin missions were not, which carried over to Syndicate)

Syndicate is actually good

Assassin's Creed IV is a shit Assassin's Creed game. It's a good game by itself though.

 
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Quote from: Jono on December 19, 2016, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: Jet Wave on December 19, 2016, 04:55:59 PM
But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?
Warcraft wasn't even bad tho
I know, I liked it too but everyone else says it's bad.

 
 
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Quote from: Dapper Droid on December 19, 2016, 05:11:27 PM
Assassin's Creed IV is a shit Assassin's Creed game. It's a good game by itself though.
It may not be Assassins related almost in every way, but it still revived a series that was shit after AC3, which went the furthest away from any Assassins Creed game. Let's just remove the stealth completely and make Connor run up to an entire line of muskets and block them using a body.

Let's make it Forest Gump style where he was there for EVERY historical moment, because why not.

The worst part is he was the tankiest character of all the assassins, so his animations were brutal and powerful. He just happened to be a shitty character, in a shitty setting, with a shitty story and supporting cast.

And don't get get me started on the DLC I wasted money on.

 
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Now he's just gay
it's got a 8.8/10 on imdb

 
 
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Quote from: Jet Wave on December 19, 2016, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: Jono on December 19, 2016, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: Jet Wave on December 19, 2016, 04:55:59 PM
But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?
Warcraft wasn't even bad tho
I know, I liked it too but everyone else says it's bad.
Movie critics say it's bad. Fans loved it.

 
 
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Quote from: fuck focnr on December 19, 2016, 06:09:39 PM
it's got a 8.8/10 on imdb
It'll drop to a 6.2 or lower in two weeks.

 
 
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Quote from: Luciana on December 19, 2016, 06:09:49 PM
Quote from: Jet Wave on December 19, 2016, 05:38:56 PM
Quote from: Jono on December 19, 2016, 04:59:49 PM
Quote from: Jet Wave on December 19, 2016, 04:55:59 PM
But is it like "Warcraft" bad or "Ewe Boll" bad?
Warcraft wasn't even bad tho
I know, I liked it too but everyone else says it's bad.
Movie critics say it's bad. Fans loved it.
It was one of the weaker stories. If they started with Warcraft 3's then it could have been much better I think.

 
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Eh I'm still going to check out the movie and decide for myself.  Even Jeremy Irons think it's pretty good and I believe he shat all over BvS.