FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, pizza. Anyway, I ate a whole homemade pizza made by your mother lel, no but it was made by my mother and it had only cheese and sausage on it. I ate it all in under 5 minutes, and there was just no stopping the beast of a stomach that I have.

I feel like I should shit post more often; good for letting shit out of my mind and onto yours.

I regard most of your posts as shit posts, and mine as works of art. This is of course not truuuu but you know what?
 I'm gonna be bri-ish. Cunt c0nt blamey wammy shoop wang. Biscuits and teeeeea, ya bloo'y wanka

Please die.

What're you, Yob or wanker?

Home made pizza is the worst.

I once ate a whole pizza.

I felt like I was going to die.