How the hell did my thread get overtaken by this autistic spam, and why are the moderators doing nothing whatsoever to stop it? Maybe I should retract what I said in the OP about the moderation here.

Sorry kiddies. Recess is over.

If I leave this open then Garem will report every little annoyance he has and we need our report system to be free of hemorrhoidal  spam. This thread didn't have much discussion value anyways.

Why don't you go generate some interesting discussion, Garem?