In this picture, we can see what happens when you have a town that gets too gay marriage friendly!  Look at that powerful storm.

What happens is that when towns think about legalizing gay marriage too much, the angels up in heaven cry.  They are sad because instead of many beautiful children being born unto a man and a woman, instead Satan is laughing as all them sperms and eggs are going to waste!

For every time a man and man have a gay love session together, over 500 million lives are lost!  It’s a tragedy!

If only we listened to these people. 

Jesus christ this is old. You guys just discover Christwire for the first time tonight or something?

Thanks Obama.