AMA A fucking balloon next to my window exploded

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 06:23:59 PM

It got caught in the powerline and blew up. It was a loud explosion. I was so fucking scared that I ran out of my room. I was like "nope nope nope, fuck this shit I am out of here" Took me awhile to claim down. 9 minutes later the entire internet in the area just went down. I'm on my phone on LTE right now, not sure when the internet will come back so ask me anything.

Batch · February 03, 2016, 06:25:43 PM

gats · February 03, 2016, 06:26:57 PM

Should I conquer Fukushima or Kyoto?

challengerX · February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM

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🂿 · February 03, 2016, 06:28:22 PM

Quote from: gatsby on February 03, 2016, 06:26:57 PM

Should I conquer Fukushima or Kyoto?

Both.

gats · February 03, 2016, 06:29:07 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:28:22 PM

Quote from: gatsby on February 03, 2016, 06:26:57 PM
Should I conquer Fukushima or Kyoto?

Both.

Hmm I could but it'd take a little longer.

Ok will do

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 06:31:04 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 03, 2016, 06:25:43 PM

Wow.

I know. I'm still shaken up by it actually. I saw the explosion and thought a car in the parking lot next to my window blew up, and my window was open. It was so loud. I just ran out of my room swearing holy fucking shit no no no.

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM

Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.

So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.

CIS · February 03, 2016, 06:41:20 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM
Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.
So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.

DON'T YOU CALL CHALLY A LOWLIFE!

challengerX · February 03, 2016, 06:43:07 PM

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CarsGoVroom · February 03, 2016, 06:43:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAemw8gVb9E

OP

Start it at the 15s mark

Mr. Psychologist · February 03, 2016, 06:49:25 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:43:07 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM
Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.
So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.
LOL Calm down it's a joke.

Why would I wish death on you when I've already killed you 25 times.

that didn't happen though

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 07:26:33 PM

Quote from: CIS on February 03, 2016, 06:41:20 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM
Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.
So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.

DON'T YOU CALL CHALLY A LOWLIFE!

He is a low life and he always will be a low life. Also the internet won't be back for a long while now. I think the powerline had something to do with it. I think I'll take this time I have to take a vacation from the forums. Until the internet is back.

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 07:27:43 PM

Quote from: CarsGoVroom on February 03, 2016, 06:43:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAemw8gVb9E

OP

Start it at the 15s mark

I'll watch it when the internet comes back. I have unlimited talk and text but I don't have unlimited data.

Naru · February 03, 2016, 07:29:14 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:43:07 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM
Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.
So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.
LOL Calm down it's a joke.

Why would I wish death on you when I've already killed you 25 times.

crying

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 07:37:31 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:43:07 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM
Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.
So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.
LOL Calm down it's a joke.

Why would I wish death on you when I've already killed you 25 times.

I'm talking about in real life you retarded toad. Actually you know what? If I had to choose death or spend an eternity dealing with you and your shit, I'm choosing death. Dealing with you and your bullshit forever is a fate worse than death. Not only do you make me cringe, you're also irritating the minute you write any post. So yeah, congratulations. You killed me 25 times in a fucking video game that has no real meaning and defies the laws of physics. Have a gold star.

CarsGoVroom · February 03, 2016, 07:39:58 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 07:27:43 PM

Quote from: CarsGoVroom on February 03, 2016, 06:43:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAemw8gVb9E

OP

Start it at the 15s mark

I'll watch it when the internet comes back. I have unlimited talk and text but I don't have unlimited data.

here

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 07:45:22 PM

Anyway, I'll be back whenever.

alphy · February 03, 2016, 08:01:42 PM

just one balloon did that?!

and have you gotten your wisdom teeth pulled?

Spoiler

my gf got hers pulled today and she was high as a kite and won't come to school for a while

Septy · February 03, 2016, 08:19:39 PM

Quote from: Alphy on February 03, 2016, 08:01:42 PM

just one balloon did that?!

and have you gotten your wisdom teeth pulled?
Spoiler
my gf got hers pulled today and she was high as a kite and won't come to school for a while

You had a chance to ask her the weirdest questions and you let us all down Alphy

DAS B00T x2 · February 03, 2016, 08:25:20 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 03, 2016, 06:33:54 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2016, 06:27:02 PM
Damn, we almost got him. Pack it up guys, there's always next time.
So you do wish me dead. Well I'm not surprised since I expect that to come from a low life like you.

lol, easy there Elegiac.

Big Boss · February 03, 2016, 08:26:48 PM

That was my spy balloon

You ruined my plans

alphy · February 03, 2016, 08:39:40 PM

Quote from: Septy on February 03, 2016, 08:19:39 PM

Quote from: Alphy on February 03, 2016, 08:01:42 PM
just one balloon did that?!

and have you gotten your wisdom teeth pulled?
Spoiler
my gf got hers pulled today and she was high as a kite and won't come to school for a while
You had a chance to ask her the weirdest questions and you let us all down Alphy

Tbh I was thinking of asking her sexual stuff but I was in school so I didn't wanna get turned on myself, and stuff lol

Septy · February 03, 2016, 08:40:17 PM

Quote from: Alphy on February 03, 2016, 08:39:40 PM

Quote from: Septy on February 03, 2016, 08:19:39 PM
Quote from: Alphy on February 03, 2016, 08:01:42 PM
just one balloon did that?!

and have you gotten your wisdom teeth pulled?
Spoiler
my gf got hers pulled today and she was high as a kite and won't come to school for a while
You had a chance to ask her the weirdest questions and you let us all down Alphy

Tbh I was thinking of asking her sexual stuff but I was in school so I didn't wanna get turned on myself, and stuff lol

snee0rp · February 03, 2016, 09:57:24 PM

>2016
>scared of explosions

Solonoid · February 03, 2016, 10:00:03 PM

This is particularly funny because you're Armenian and therefore there was a legitimate chance it was gunfire.

RomanGladiator · February 03, 2016, 10:03:28 PM

>what it felt like

YouTube

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 11:38:00 PM

Quote from: Alphy on February 03, 2016, 08:01:42 PM

just one balloon did that?!

and have you gotten your wisdom teeth pulled?
Spoiler
my gf got hers pulled today and she was high as a kite and won't come to school for a while

Yes and yes. I had all 4 removed at once.

Internet is back btw. So that shit was unrelated it seems. My ISP loves to go into server maintenance mode by the time this shit happened.

🂿 · February 03, 2016, 11:39:06 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 03, 2016, 10:03:28 PM

>what it felt like

YouTube

It was a lot louder than what YouTube can simulate. Explosions in person =/= explosions online/TV and movies

Quote from: Ramona on February 03, 2016, 10:00:03 PM

This is particularly funny because you're Armenian and therefore there was a legitimate chance it was gunfire.

It wasn't fucking gunfire because I saw it. If my sister didn't tell me it was a fucking balloon I would have assumed someone's car in the parking lot underneath the building next to mine had a bomb.

Quote from: Hargbeast on February 03, 2016, 09:57:24 PM

>2016
>scared of explosions

Call me if something like this ever happens to you at super close range and tell me you won't be shaken up.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · February 03, 2016, 11:41:40 PM

IT WAS ME BARRY