NSFW 91-year-old woman suffocates to death from sex game with neighbor

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The first thing that came to mind was, "What the fuck?"


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The first thing that came to mind was, "What the fuck?"

More like "What the actual flying fuck?" in my case.

Seriously, what moron would play a sex game with a 91-year-old woman? That's like relying on a 91-year-old boat to get you to sail across the Atlantic.


 
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The first thing that came to mind was, "What the fuck?"

More like "What the actual flying fuck?" in my case.

Seriously, what moron would play a sex game with a 91-year-old woman? That's like relying on a 91-year-old boat to get you to sail across the Atlantic.
Apparently, the moron in the article thinks it would be a good idea to rely on a 91 y/o boat.


 
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91 and still doing shit like that? There is hope after all. Fuck dying while pissing yourself in a nursing home.  This is the final thing on my bucket list.


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im sure its the way she wouldve wanted to go


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91 and still doing shit like that? There is hope after all. Fuck dying while pissing yourself in a nursing home.  This is the final thing on my bucket list.

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Well, she was 91.

102 was probably her max lifespan.

That's only 11 years. In a couple of years more she might have had issues and been put into a nursing home to rot for the rest of that timespan.

It's not exactly the most cheery thing. But, shit dude, there's worse ways to go. If I had a choice between death by nursing home and death by keeping my sexual deviance at that age, I'd pick strangulation any day.


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The death is being considered an accident and police said there was no sign of forced entry.

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