29 year old wants to do me tomorrow

Erives · August 23, 2015, 05:35:49 AM

Don't wake up the next day with a sore ass and only one kidney.

Batch · August 23, 2015, 05:37:00 AM

Quote from: Erives on August 23, 2015, 05:35:49 AM

Don't wake up the next day with a sore ass and only one kidney.

DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 05:59:34 AM

I'd mount her.

Oh my fucking wall next to my grandfather's caribou head.

Mattie G Indahouse · August 23, 2015, 06:25:52 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 22, 2015, 08:56:35 PM

She has triple D's she told me, and sent a picture of them.

Can you PM me the image?

Ásgeirr · August 23, 2015, 06:32:41 AM

Christ...theres life outside of...whatever stuff youre doing you know.

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:01:25 AM

Quote from: e.e on August 23, 2015, 06:32:41 AM

Christ...theres life outside of...whatever stuff youre doing you know.

You sure? You'll see one day little one.

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:04:58 AM

Well she hasn't texted me back about what time...if this doesn't work than I will buy Gears of War UE on Tuesday and go back to my video game phase and forget about trying to get laid. C'mon universe...

gats · August 23, 2015, 07:20:24 AM

Did you tell her you just want to watch movies and cuddle?

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 07:31:15 AM

Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:20:24 AM

Did you tell her you just want to watch movies and cuddle?

lol, no

Nexus · August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM

Repost the fucking picture.

RomanGladiator · August 23, 2015, 08:06:49 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM

Repost the fucking picture.

No.

Nexus · August 23, 2015, 08:12:49 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 08:06:49 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM
Repost the fucking picture.
No.

K already got it though, so whatever?

Tyger · August 23, 2015, 08:17:04 AM

Quote from: guts on August 23, 2015, 07:20:24 AM

Did you tell her you just want to watch movies and cuddle?

"Netflix and chill?"
:^}

Tyger · August 23, 2015, 08:17:30 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 08:12:49 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 08:06:49 AM
Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM
Repost the fucking picture.
No.
K already got it though, so whatever?

Awww I want it though

Nexus · August 23, 2015, 08:19:16 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 23, 2015, 08:17:30 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 08:12:49 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 08:06:49 AM
Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM
Repost the fucking picture.
No.
K already got it though, so whatever?
Awww I want it though

PM'd bby.

Tyger · August 23, 2015, 08:23:27 AM

If THAT is the picture she chose to share with the person she's trying to fuck imagine how gross she actually looks

Girls are like magicians with the way pictures of them can look nothing like them

DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 08:24:19 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 08:19:16 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 23, 2015, 08:17:30 AM
Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 08:12:49 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 08:06:49 AM
Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM
Repost the fucking picture.
No.
K already got it though, so whatever?
Awww I want it though
PM'd bby.

Oh, PM me too

DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 08:26:54 AM

Holy eww. Now this post is extra justified.

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 23, 2015, 05:59:34 AM

I'd mount her.

Oh my fucking wall next to my grandfather's caribou head.

ExodusMae · August 23, 2015, 10:09:08 AM

Triple D's?
That's not even a bra size. You probably just dodged a bullet (from a tranny).

challengerX · August 23, 2015, 10:54:28 AM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 10:56:25 AM

Quote from: challengerX on August 23, 2015, 10:54:28 AM

Oh my god man. OP is like the epitome of a beta.

I'm pretty sure he's evolved beyond the limitations of a beta.
He's like, a double beta.

Verbatim · August 23, 2015, 10:58:03 AM

omega

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DAS B00T x2 · August 23, 2015, 10:59:08 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 23, 2015, 10:58:03 AM

omega

But Urban Dictionary tells me that Omegas chose to act beta.
I don't think OP has a choice.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 23, 2015, 11:02:40 AM

Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 08:19:16 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 23, 2015, 08:17:30 AM
Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 08:12:49 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 23, 2015, 08:06:49 AM
Quote from: Nexus on August 23, 2015, 07:34:27 AM
Repost the fucking picture.
No.
K already got it though, so whatever?
Awww I want it though
PM'd bby.

May I have a PM as well?

maverick · August 23, 2015, 11:11:34 AM

inb4 he manages to mess this up

Also can I get a PM

?

Elai · August 23, 2015, 11:26:02 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 23, 2015, 08:23:27 AM

If THAT is the picture she chose to share with the person she's trying to fuck imagine how gross she actually looks

Girls are like magicians with the way pictures of them can look nothing like them

Send it to me.

gats · August 23, 2015, 11:40:17 AM

Pm it to me too.

Alternative Facts · August 23, 2015, 11:59:25 AM

is he getting laid yet

gats · August 23, 2015, 12:12:51 PM

LOL OMG
she's fucking porky
does she know you're a virgin? cuz she's gonna be real disappointed when you either can't find it or cum after 2 seconds