25 y/o wants to buy my rave ticket & fuck me senseless but there's a problem...

Jive Turkey · April 15, 2016, 12:35:50 AM

Hot latina, 25 years old

Wants me to go to a festival rave with her and her friends, stay in their hotel ect. Said she'll buy my ticket and hotel will be paid for

Problem is I told them I was 21. She said that was young and pushing it but it's okay, AND they want to go to the bar first

Wat do

April 15, 2016, 12:40:18 AM

Growing facial hair helps.

I take on the appearance of a thirty year old pedo and I ordered drinks back when I was 19.

Verbatim · April 15, 2016, 12:41:01 AM

i don't know, but i'll tell you what i'm gonna do:

i'm gonna go to sleep
i'm gonna wake up next morning
and i'm gonna tell myself,

"god, am i glad i'm not that dumb"

N/A · April 15, 2016, 12:41:21 AM

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Jive Turkey · April 15, 2016, 12:46:48 AM

Quote from: Vien on April 15, 2016, 12:40:18 AM

Growing facial hair helps.

I take on the appearance of a thirty year old pedo and I ordered drinks back when I was 19.

i can't grow facial hair for shiiiiit

Quote from: zenengerX on April 15, 2016, 12:41:21 AM

You should ask a forum comprising of mainly loser virgins for advice obviously.

you guys are my favorite forum <3 and also I wanna get reactions out of people

After reading the thread over from a detached pov i feel really lame for trying to brag/stroke my ego
srs

April 15, 2016, 12:55:46 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 15, 2016, 12:41:01 AM

i don't know, but i'll tell you what i'm gonna do:

i'm gonna go to sleep
i'm gonna wake up next morning
and i'm gonna tell myself,

"god, am i glad i'm not that dumb"

literally 60% of your posts are variations of "I'm better than you"

does that ever get boring

typing out borderline identical sentences all the fucking time?

aREALgod · April 15, 2016, 12:57:34 AM

21 is young? LOL she's barely any older, what a stuck up bitch

MyNameIsCharlie · April 15, 2016, 01:02:27 AM

Easy. Fake an emergency right as they go to the bar, and link up right as they leave it. This isn't hard.

Next time be more honest about your age, or be a better liar.

gats · April 15, 2016, 03:13:06 AM

So go?

Ian · April 15, 2016, 03:21:56 AM

>Latinas

Jono · April 15, 2016, 04:13:16 AM

That latina is a cunt. 25 isn't that much older than 21.

Get yourself a latina that will stay home and cook for you and try to murder you whenever you fuck up.

snurch · April 15, 2016, 04:23:55 AM

Quote from: Jono on April 15, 2016, 04:13:16 AM

That latina is a cunt. 25 isn't that much older than 21.

Get yourself a latina that will stay home and cook for you and try to murder you whenever you fuck up.

https://youtu.be/a-6UY-dHnNQ

snurch · April 15, 2016, 04:31:36 AM

double post

Dietrich Six · April 15, 2016, 07:36:21 AM

Honestly, just meet up with then after the bar.

And everyone crying foul about her not wanting to fuck a 21 year old should know better. People are fucking crazy stupid at 21, until several bouts of alcohol poisoning finally set in.

DAS B00T x2 · April 15, 2016, 08:46:54 AM

Kitsune 狐 · April 15, 2016, 08:48:34 AM

>.> I'm going to be 25 in September and one of my friends is 20. We all accomodate to find bars that are 18+ so she can still hang out with us.

She's kinda a cunt for saying that, but I might take the abuse for free tickets and board.

Best tip: when going to the bar put your ID in your other pocket, and when they ask for ID pull out your wallet and say "damn I must have left my ID".

At least then cuntina won't know you lied about your age.

R o c k e t · April 15, 2016, 09:18:38 AM

Inb4 she just wants to be friends

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Ushan · April 15, 2016, 09:32:53 AM

Aren't you like seventeen?

Dopameme · April 15, 2016, 10:32:20 AM

get a fake or just don't go to the bar

i mean bro you're a stud, no reason why you should settle for an older girl if you don't have to

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Ian · April 15, 2016, 11:02:06 AM

Emphasis on the "a" at the end of Latina.

Quote from: zenengerX on April 15, 2016, 11:00:39 AM

oh

Super Irish · April 15, 2016, 11:09:42 AM

Are they strict in enforcing age restrictions there?

Was wondering as here so long as you don't look shifty or overtly prepubescent you can get by just saying you're 18 and getting in without ID.

Oh · April 15, 2016, 11:26:27 AM

invite roman

Jocephalopod · April 15, 2016, 11:34:38 AM

when they ask for ID take this out and mistake it for your wallet

then pop out some plump sardines and a few cold ones and take over the establishment like a retired Mediterranean

Deleted · April 15, 2016, 11:46:58 AM

What a cunt. Trump will take care of her soon enough

Ian · April 15, 2016, 11:51:44 AM

Every female in the room would have the sudden urge to leave.

Quote from: Simseoh on April 15, 2016, 11:26:27 AM

invite roman

MyNameIsCharlie · April 15, 2016, 12:29:31 PM

Quote from: aSMARTfeminist on April 15, 2016, 12:57:34 AM

21 is young? LOL she's barely any older, what a stuck up bitch

TBPH, yes, 21 year olds are young. There's a world of difference between 21 and 23. Years 21 and 22 you're still happy to drink legally and testing your boundaries. Which means till you black out after puking everywhere.

Jive Turkey · April 15, 2016, 08:20:24 PM

Update(if I choose to go):

Gonna be 4 girls + me + my friend in 1 hotel room

They all want to roll

I probably won't cause I just rolled a few days ago

Crazy shit gonna be going down fellas. I'll see if I can record and give a s/o to sep7agon

maverick · April 15, 2016, 08:39:37 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 15, 2016, 08:20:24 PM

Crazy shit gonna be going down fellas. I'll see if I can record and give a s/o to sep7agon

Naru · April 15, 2016, 08:42:07 PM