Official DaddiesxCummies Thread 2016 2.0

Naru · April 21, 2016, 07:58:12 PM

Nigga👱🏿i'm gay🌈, and all📶 my⬅️niggas 👱🏿who fuck🍆🍩with me gay🌈🌈too cuz we only love👨‍❤️‍👨😍men👦👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿, ain't no🙄❌love💔 for females👩🏻👩🏻out here,🚺🚺 your moms👩🏿👦🏿the only female👩🏿you can truly💯💯love❤️❤️

Ender · April 21, 2016, 07:58:41 PM

That's amazing he is amazing a m a z i n g a-mazing a-maising where iz the fucking corn emoji 🌵🌽☁🌠 gat dam gayt damn what is the plan man u gotta have a plan U gotta plan U GOTTA HAVE A PLAN ANYWAY TO GET US THAT FUCKIN CORN EMOJI I created the corn emoji 👴👌⛪🐠🐙🐠 "Duel-Wielding Octopus Agrees." Autocorrect is basically some doood (look at the top of his heAD pōōf💨💨) who keeps saying Nø! Don't you speak like that. MOUSTACHES Lol RAWR xD 💿 How daaaAaare you!? That word is the wrong word! ... SNOOT ... I doubt you even meant to speak it! Corn? COOOORN? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN?! 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽~OØÕŌÖÓÒŒRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Naru · April 21, 2016, 07:58:47 PM

😍😍💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so him self 😽 i say so 💯 thats what hes talking about 💦💦right there 💯💦💦right there (chorus: good cummies ) mMMMMМ💯 💦💦 💦НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💦 💦💦 💦 💯 💦 💖 💖 💖 💦💦G00D cummies~😍😍

Ender · April 21, 2016, 07:59:22 PM

What's my religion?✝✝⛧⛧Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my religion ⛪🏽 was❓❗Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔✔ to ask me what my ⛧⛧⛧⛧religion is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am an ⛧⛧ A T H E I S T ✝✝ I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being A ⛧ T ⛧ H ⛧ E ⛧ I ⛧ S ⛧ T ⛧means that I don't have to choose between J E S U S 🍆💦✝ (skydaddy😷😷😷😷😷) or S A T A N⛧⛧ ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can laugh ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ at these fakes 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂

Naru · April 21, 2016, 08:00:03 PM

IM DELETING YOU, CANCER MAN!😭👋

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Cancer men are irreplaceable 🚬I could never delete you Cancer Man! 🚬 Send this to ten other 🚬Cancer men🚬 who give you 😶conspiracies😶 Or never get called 👮🔫Agent Mulder👮🔫 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no conspiracies for you 🚫🚫👽 3 back: you're Agent Mulder👮🔫👻 5 back: you're Alex Krycek🛢👽 10+ back: Cancer Man🚬🚬👽👽🔫😶😶

Ender · April 21, 2016, 08:00:16 PM

I'm a cynical asshole😤👎😤👎😤👎 I spend 💯💸💯💸💯💸most✔️✔️ of my👈 time 🕜🕛🕗🕠🕜🕜🕛thinking 🤔🤔🤔about how shitty💩😩💩😩😩💩😩😩😩💩💩💩everything😂😂😂 is and arguing😈👌🏾😈👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 with people🙇🙇🙇‼️ on the internet🌐🌐✅🌐✅. For some reason ❓❓❓❓I decided I wanted 😳✔️✔️to try to be nice💖😩😩💖😩 to people🙇👦👧🏿👦👦🏽👦🏽👧🏿👦🏽. However, people were very quick ☝️☝☝☝👎☝👎👎to stop 🙅😫🙅🙅talking 📩💬💬🗯🗣🗣💬to me ✋✋✋✋✋when they👥 learned more about me💤😈👿💤👿💤👿. So, being the autistic 🙃weirdo 😝😜😝😜that I am, I created an entire character👽😂👽😂💯💯💯 and completely immersed 📖📌📰myself within the role😓😓😞😧. It worked.😄😀😄😀😀👍🏿💯👍🏿✔️✔️✔️People were much more willing😻😻😸😻😸😻😸 to converse✍✍✍✍ with a sweet🍭🍬🍭🍫🍭🍬 young0⃣1⃣2⃣3⃣💯💯💯💯 girl 💁✔️💁✔️💁than some weirdo😖😱😖😱😖😱 who never🙅🙅 leaves 🔚➡️➡️their room. 😩😩✖️😩✖️😫I wouldn't be saying 😬☠😳☠☠any of this😅 but you guys👮👮👷👮👷👮👷 are really cool 😎💯😩💯😩😎and the closest👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 thing to friends👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🙆🏿 I've had in a while🚶✔️🚶👍🏿. Amanda 👧🏿doesn't exist👀✖️👀💯👀. My🙋🙎🙎🙋🙎 name is Martin🙍💇🙍💇🙍💇. I'm 19👴🏼😩👴🏼👴🏼1⃣9⃣🔥🔥💥. If you feel the need🌚🌝🌚🌝🌚 to continue communicating👌🏾💯✉️📃📚📚📚 with me, great😄👍😄😄👍, if not😞👎😔😔👎😩, I understand✔️✔️🔥✔️✔️. I'll answer any💯💯 questions😳⁉️❓⁉️ you guys 👲👳👲👳🎅may have👍🏿and won't🙅🙅🙅💯❌ lie 😐👎🏾😐😶😌✔️anymore💯💯🔥😚.

Naru · April 21, 2016, 08:00:34 PM

It is ✖not✖ 🆗right🆗 to ⚔compare⚖ a 😜✊🍆whore💦💦💦 to a 🔪😱convict🔫💣. A 🍆😝🍆whore🍆😝🍆 is ❌not❌ a ✈🏢convict💣. A 🚼🍆🚺🛏whore💑 😲👌🏼 is just ➕➕another occupation, ↔like↔ 🏤✉teacher📙🙋🏻, 🏥💊doctor🔪👷🏼, 🏢technician🛠💁🏿, etc. They do 📥serve📤 the 🏣🏤society💒🏛 as well, but❗ in a ➡different➡ way😉😉😉😉😉😉😉.

Ender · April 21, 2016, 08:00:46 PM

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Ender · April 21, 2016, 08:01:10 PM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t 👎. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 💯 thats what im talking about right there mMMMMᎷМ right there . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ sHit👌 across the USA and your IP is being traced right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔, so ✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯, you better prepare for the storm, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔ and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ). Not only am I extensively trained in mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌 combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking 👌👌shit. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 .

Naru · April 21, 2016, 08:01:33 PM

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Ender · April 21, 2016, 08:01:56 PM

It's Friday✔, Friday🆗🔥 Gotta 👍get down 👇on Friday✔ Everybody's🙌🙆 lookin👀 forward🔜 to the weekend✌, weekend🕛🕡 Friday✔, Friday🆗🔥 Gettin 👌down 👇on Friday✔ Everybody's🐣🐤🐥 lookin👀 forward🔜 to the weekend🕦🕡🕒🕛💯💯⏳

Naru · April 21, 2016, 08:02:12 PM

✂👦🏻✂👦🏻✂👦🏻✂👦🏻✂👦🏻short hair Sh0rt HAir thats ✂some Little off the🔝✂shit right there👦🏻✂👦🏻 right✖there✂✂fucking StyliSH Shit✖it StyliSh shit thats what im cutting✂✂ right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) nNNNNNNNNGH👦🏻👦🏻👦🏻👦🏻 BBBBBBBZZZZZZZzzzzzzz✂✂✂🔝✂✂✂Short hair

Naru · April 21, 2016, 08:02:37 PM

IM BLOCKING YOU, u/username!😭👋

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Redditors are irreplaceable 💖I could never block you u/username !💖 Send this to ten other 👪Redditors👪 who give you 💦karma💦 Or never get called ☁️euphoric☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no karma for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're a 👴neckbeard👴👴 5 back: you're ☀️☁️euphoric☀️☁️ 10+ back: you're a 💃K😛A😛R💕M💕A🍑🍑W💦H💦O💃R💃E!💃👅👅

Ender · April 21, 2016, 08:02:38 PM

👂👂Listen here👂👂 you illiterate📚🙈, lying🙅👎, attention🙋🙋seeking brat👸. You have a ❗️serious❗️ mental 🙀💢problem, that needs psychological💉💊 evaluation. Almost 💯everything💯 you say contradicts🔄 yourself🙋. 🚦Stop messaging📨 people👨👧👦 that don't deserve it, stop 🙅lying about people on social🐤 👍media and 🚫stop🚫 lying to the 🙉yourself. Or else you🙋 will be reported❗️ to the 🙃Australian🐍🐊 authorities!🔫👮