>2013
>create a fb page named :"sexy arab girls"
>fill it up with burqa women and arab shit
>nothing happens for a year
>2014
>the page have received some likes so i start posting
>maintain a good level of irony, the page description is:"Only the hottest and finest arab girls, my friends, but without lust so the infedels can't say we are hypocrites."
>90% of the likes i get are located in pakistan iraq and similar shit
>likes are constantly growing
>laugh my ass off for those stupid humanbombs who think they can see their 72 virgins in advance
>hit 1k likes
>i get a message in arab
>ignorethatshit.jpg
>another one
>ignoreventhat.gif
>another one & another one & another one...
>kebabpeople are going crazy
>I do not even understand what the fuck they're saying
>ohshit.pdf
>unidentified arab messages are literally raining in my inbox
>check like
>2.5k in a month
>start panic
>stop posting but like are rising like an arab dick that see my page
>5k
>i tell the whole story to my friends, they reccomend to delete the page
>i'm thinking about it, in the end i am attached to my islam community
>meanwhile i get an english message from abdullah something that more or less say: "make me editor and i will help you"
>a new admin could only help, and maybe i could finaly understand what a thousand of crazy mujahidin wrote me
>20/02/14 i decide to make abdullah something editor of Sexy Arab Girls
>20/02/14 i lost my page and my fellow 5k trusty arabs
>around 20/11/14 my page come back with 0 like
>wtf
mfw I was seen as a prophet by 5k arabs
mfw I lost the opportunity to call a jihad
mfw abdullah something was probably killed by my devoted arabs
2013