2 cm away from crashing

 
Jono
| Future Nostalgia
 
more |
XBL: HundredJono
PSN: HundredJono
Steam: hundredjono55
ID: Jono
IP: Logged

18,487 posts
Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
It is known that some people have acquired their license from a special prize inside a cereal box.

Lol Spider-Man 2 reference. XD
Other than the little kid bitching for his balloon, the license quote would always be the one I would hear.


Magos Domina | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Kiyohime
IP: Logged

6,711 posts
01001001 01101101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick


🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
It is known that some people have acquired their license from a special prize inside a cereal box.

Lol Spider-Man 2 reference. XD
Other than the little kid bitching for his balloon, the license quote would always be the one I would hear.

That that one always cracked me up!

Oh god I hated the little kid one. Every fucking time I would do a mission.

"My balloon!"

And then he or she would whine by saying "I LOST MY BALOOOOOAOOOON!" And then just crying. And I'm like "Shut up I'm trying to save innocent people here! Fuck your balloon kid! And fuck you parent for pointing at the balloon and telling me to get it!

Oh, and when I tried getting it, I was always a split second off every time I tried grabbing it. I only got it successfully once by dumb fucking luck!

Aside from that lame bullshit, it was a fun game. And it was the ONLY time that consoles were actually the master race. The PC version of Spider-Man 2 was a joke.
Last Edit: May 28, 2015, 03:55:17 PM by Decimator Omega


🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.


Logicbot | Posting Spree
 
more |
XBL: Theronlovestits
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Logicbot
IP: Logged

101 posts
A human is judged on his or her values and actions in all scenarios.
You and cars don't seem to mix very well.


 
Sandtrap
| Mythic Sage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Sandtrap
IP: Logged

11,702 posts
Rockets on my X
You and cars don't seem to mix very well.

Of course they don't. One's metal and the other's squishy meat product.


Magos Domina | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Kiyohime
IP: Logged

6,711 posts
01001001 01101101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.
That's not even a proper insult you fucking dribbler.


🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.
That's not even a proper insult you fucking dribbler.

lol mad cuz reket.


Logicbot | Posting Spree
 
more |
XBL: Theronlovestits
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Logicbot
IP: Logged

101 posts
A human is judged on his or her values and actions in all scenarios.
Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.
I would say that he's trying to get a rise out of you, but then I thought about being fair, so I thought. I thought and thought until I reached a conclusion, and the conclusion is that Magos might've assumed that because it's a logical thing to do, but in an illogical way. It'd make sense if she was texting, because she has gotten into a lot of car crashes, but to blame it on that? Where's the evidence?


 
Elegiac
| Knight of the Limits
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Elegiac
IP: Logged

23,675 posts
Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.
That's not even a proper insult you fucking dribbler.
omg this is so cute



Logicbot | Posting Spree
 
more |
XBL: Theronlovestits
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Logicbot
IP: Logged

101 posts
A human is judged on his or her values and actions in all scenarios.
You and cars don't seem to mix very well.

Of course they don't. One's metal and the other's squishy meat product.
Don't be so literal-minded.


🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 
Where's the evidence?

There is none.


Nexus | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Nexus
IP: Logged

9,417 posts
 
This is why I only drive when I am drunk.


🂿 | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Decimator Omega
IP: Logged

21,882 posts
 


Coomer | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Ingloriouswho98
IP: Logged

14,553 posts
 
Take this cat to ease your nerves



Once in Vietnam, my cab driver crashed into another cab and they argued for 1O minutes

Left the meter running too -.-


Nexus | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Nexus
IP: Logged

9,417 posts
 
You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.


Aether | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: BirdTHUG
PSN:
Steam: Sofles_Yo
ID: DemonicChronic
IP: Logged

6,952 posts
theaetherone.deviantart.com https://www.instagram.com/aetherone/

Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
Car slammed on breaks in front of me as I was checking to merge on a packed interstate right in the heart of the city on a Friday night. Slammed right into the back of them. Totaled my car, friend smashed his head into the corner of the front seat and had a concussion.

Turns it was two gay black dudes in the car I hit.. They were too chickenshit to merge over and came to a stop.
Last Edit: May 29, 2015, 02:43:33 PM by DemonicChronic


Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: KitsuneXHunter
Steam: KitsuneOverlord
ID: Kitsunekun
IP: Logged

7,655 posts
 

Don't text and drive. Moron

I don't text and drive I value my life more than that.


Nexus | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Nexus
IP: Logged

9,417 posts
 
I've never been in a car wreck, but I have been pulled over for racial profiling as an Aryan Brotherhood and had the car I was driving searched for drugs.


Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: KitsuneXHunter
Steam: KitsuneOverlord
ID: Kitsunekun
IP: Logged

7,655 posts
 

Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

I never said I was texting and driving. I looked to the side to see if it was clear to merge over and the guy in front of me slammed on his breaks.

Now the girl that hit me last year was texting and driving lmao


 
Sandtrap
| Mythic Sage
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Sandtrap
IP: Logged

11,702 posts
Rockets on my X
You and cars don't seem to mix very well.

Of course they don't. One's metal and the other's squishy meat product.
Don't be so literal-minded.

Don't be so presumptuous.


 
Elegiac
| Knight of the Limits
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Elegiac
IP: Logged

23,675 posts
You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.


Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: KitsuneXHunter
Steam: KitsuneOverlord
ID: Kitsunekun
IP: Logged

7,655 posts
 

Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.
It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.
I would say that he's trying to get a rise out of you, but then I thought about being fair, so I thought. I thought and thought until I reached a conclusion, and the conclusion is that Magos might've assumed that because it's a logical thing to do, but in an illogical way. It'd make sense if she was texting, because she has gotten into a lot of car crashes, but to blame it on that? Where's the evidence?

Thanks logic bot. Actually two accidents I've been in where I've been hit the other driver was texting and driving. One from last year when I got rear ended sitting at a red light, and the girl was going 50 mph and didn't hit her brakes (my car was pushed 10 feet into on coming traffic), and another time when I was in the backseat of my friends mustang my friend slowed down, the jeep behind him slowed down, but the suv behind the jeep was going 60 mph and texting and didn't hit her brakes either.

So I know better than to text and drive it can fucking wait, and if it can't I call the mother fucker once I get to a red light.

Today that was not the case either.


Nexus | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Nexus
IP: Logged

9,417 posts
 


Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: KitsuneXHunter
Steam: KitsuneOverlord
ID: Kitsunekun
IP: Logged

7,655 posts
 

Car slammed on breaks in front of me as I was checking to merge on a packed interstate right in the hard of the city on a Friday night. Slammed right into the back of them. Totaled my car, friend smashed his head into the corner of the front seat and had a concussion.

Turns it was two gay black dudes in the car I hit.. They were two chickenshit to merge over and came to a stop.

Holy shit they should have gotten the ticket for slamming on their brakes on a highway. I'm glad no one was hurt too bad :L

I've never been in a car wreck, but I have been pulled over for racial profiling as an Aryan Brotherhood and had the car I was driving searched for drugs.

Damn that used to happen to my fiancé all the time in his bmw 330ci when ever we would get pulled over they would search us for drugs. I learned real quick to never ride dirty with him lmao.


 
Elegiac
| Knight of the Limits
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Elegiac
IP: Logged

23,675 posts
You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay
It is :D
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ;D ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.


Nexus | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Nexus
IP: Logged

9,417 posts
 
You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay
It is :D
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ;D ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.
Why you mad bro?


 
Elegiac
| Knight of the Limits
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Elegiac
IP: Logged

23,675 posts
You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay
It is :D
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ;D ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.
Why you mad bro?
...

Rooiiight.


Kitsune 狐 | Mythic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: KitsuneXHunter
Steam: KitsuneOverlord
ID: Kitsunekun
IP: Logged

7,655 posts
 

You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay
It is :D
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ;D ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.

I think you're attractive Elegaic lol


 
Elegiac
| Knight of the Limits
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Elegiac
IP: Logged

23,675 posts

You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay
It is :D
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ;D ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.

I think you're attractive Elegaic lol
Lol, that's what I hear, yes. I just wanted me for an avatar for a bit but I seemingly can't do anything around here without it becoming some serious crime that I've committed against our lovely users.