Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2015, 03:47:50 PM

It is known that some people have acquired their license from a special prize inside a cereal box.

Lol Spider-Man 2 reference. XD

Other than the little kid bitching for his balloon, the license quote would always be the one I would hear.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:50:04 PM

Quote from: Jono on May 28, 2015, 03:47:50 PM

It is known that some people have acquired their license from a special prize inside a cereal box.

Lol Spider-Man 2 reference. XD

Other than the little kid bitching for his balloon, the license quote would always be the one I would hear.

That that one always cracked me up!

Oh god I hated the little kid one. Every fucking time I would do a mission.

"My balloon!"

And then he or she would whine by saying "I LOST MY BALOOOOOAOOOON!" And then just crying. And I'm like "Shut up I'm trying to save innocent people here! Fuck your balloon kid! And fuck you parent for pointing at the balloon and telling me to get it!

Oh, and when I tried getting it, I was always a split second off every time I tried grabbing it. I only got it successfully once by dumb fucking luck!

Aside from that lame bullshit, it was a fun game. And it was the ONLY time that consoles were actually the master race. The PC version of Spider-Man 2 was a joke.

You and cars don't seem to mix very well.

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:51:34 PM

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Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:48:47 PM

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:45:45 PM

Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.

Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.

It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.

That's not even a proper insult you fucking dribbler.

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:51:34 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:50:44 PM

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:49:46 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:48:47 PM

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:45:45 PM

Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.

Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.

It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.

I would say that he's trying to get a rise out of you, but then I thought about being fair, so I thought. I thought and thought until I reached a conclusion, and the conclusion is that Magos might've assumed that because it's a logical thing to do, but in an illogical way. It'd make sense if she was texting, because she has gotten into a lot of car crashes, but to blame it on that? Where's the evidence?

Quote from: Logicbot on May 28, 2015, 03:55:04 PM

You and cars don't seem to mix very well.

Of course they don't. One's metal and the other's squishy meat product.

Don't be so literal-minded.

This is why I only drive when I am drunk.

Take this cat to ease your nerves



Once in Vietnam, my cab driver crashed into another cab and they argued for 1O minutes

Left the meter running too -.-

Car slammed on breaks in front of me as I was checking to merge on a packed interstate right in the heart of the city on a Friday night. Slammed right into the back of them. Totaled my car, friend smashed his head into the corner of the front seat and had a concussion.

Turns it was two gay black dudes in the car I hit.. They were too chickenshit to merge over and came to a stop.

I've never been in a car wreck, but I have been pulled over for racial profiling as an Aryan Brotherhood and had the car I was driving searched for drugs.

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 28, 2015, 03:56:13 PM

Quote from: Logicbot on May 28, 2015, 03:55:04 PM

You and cars don't seem to mix very well.

Of course they don't. One's metal and the other's squishy meat product.

Don't be so literal-minded.

Don't be so presumptuous.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:54:59 PM

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:51:34 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:50:44 PM

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:49:46 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 28, 2015, 03:48:47 PM

Quote from: Magos Domina on May 28, 2015, 03:45:45 PM

Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.

Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.

It's obvious you stupid prick

You're an idiot for assuming that you Nazi.

I would say that he's trying to get a rise out of you, but then I thought about being fair, so I thought. I thought and thought until I reached a conclusion, and the conclusion is that Magos might've assumed that because it's a logical thing to do, but in an illogical way. It'd make sense if she was texting, because she has gotten into a lot of car crashes, but to blame it on that? Where's the evidence?

Thanks logic bot. Actually two accidents I've been in where I've been hit the other driver was texting and driving. One from last year when I got rear ended sitting at a red light, and the girl was going 50 mph and didn't hit her brakes (my car was pushed 10 feet into on coming traffic), and another time when I was in the backseat of my friends mustang my friend slowed down, the jeep behind him slowed down, but the suv behind the jeep was going 60 mph and texting and didn't hit her brakes either.

So I know better than to text and drive it can fucking wait, and if it can't I call the mother fucker once I get to a red light.

Today that was not the case either.

Car slammed on breaks in front of me as I was checking to merge on a packed interstate right in the hard of the city on a Friday night. Slammed right into the back of them. Totaled my car, friend smashed his head into the corner of the front seat and had a concussion.

Turns it was two gay black dudes in the car I hit.. They were two chickenshit to merge over and came to a stop.

Holy shit they should have gotten the ticket for slamming on their brakes on a highway. I'm glad no one was hurt too bad :L

I've never been in a car wreck, but I have been pulled over for racial profiling as an Aryan Brotherhood and had the car I was driving searched for drugs.

Damn that used to happen to my fiancé all the time in his bmw 330ci when ever we would get pulled over they would search us for drugs. I learned real quick to never ride dirty with him lmao.

Quote from: Nexus on May 28, 2015, 04:22:02 PM

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Quote from: Elegiac on May 28, 2015, 03:57:52 PM

You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay

It is
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.

Why you mad bro?

Quote from: Nexus on May 28, 2015, 04:22:02 PM

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Quote from: Nexus on May 28, 2015, 04:01:43 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 28, 2015, 03:57:52 PM

You look like Cillian Murphy did a bunch of meth.


He got from his barber.

Lolkay

It is
I don't know why you feel the need to insult me though... I don't recall having done anything to you. But if you're going to keep on attacking me at least put some effort in. I'm not some shut-in. I get around town. I know what I look like  ...trying to call me out on something as petty as looks just makes you seem bitter or something.

I think you're attractive Elegaic lol