2 cm away from crashing

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Holy shit that was the scary as hell!! Fucker in front of me slams on his breaks for no reason and I was 2cm away from slamming into him and destroying our cars.

Luckily, nothing happened. People in the United States can't drive even if they were paid to do so properly!

I've been in three bad car accident all of which weren't my fault, and only one of them I was actually driving. All three times I had whip lash and the last one put me out of work for two months.

What's the worst car wreck that you've been in? Was it your fault?


 
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I've never been in a collision while driving. On both accounts. Never had someone hit me, and never hit anybody. Although last year at some point a vehicle crashed into me while I was on foot.

Thinking about it though, I've had some close ones with semis and farm trucks rounding curbs.


 
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My mom always says that if I'm gonna get in an accident, let the other person hit me so it's their fault.
Also, fuck break checkers.


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Jesus fucking christ, woman! If you're encountering this much trouble with cars, why the persistence? Just give up!


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ayy lmao
you measured?


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Id make a joke about women driving but its pretty bad


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Id make a joke about women driving but its pretty bad


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like that joke

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>almost rear-ends someone
>WHAT TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN AMERICA

maybe you shouldn't have been following so closely. retard.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
My only accidents have all been single-person and of my own carelessness.

Like putting my car into a snowbank going to work one morning, or dropping a bike on gravel, or going backwards down an off-ramp in ice. That was actually fucking fun and not so bad once I managed to spin around and right myself. 


 
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I don't drive. Environmental choice.


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If you know, you know.
This 'accident' could have been avoided if you were a member of the superior gender.

OT: Thankfully no accidents in my short 100+ hours behind the wheel.


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If you know, you know.
>almost rear-ends someone
>WHAT TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN AMERICA

maybe you shouldn't have been following so closely. retard.

Damn, Maxy - your comments have been harsh lately.


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Never been in a car wreck that bad before. I don't drive yet. However, I have nearly been run over by a car. My hands were like on the hood of his car. If he didn't stop on time, I would have been dead.


I'm glad that you're at least okay. I know people that lost loved ones in car accidents and it sucks. :/


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>2015
>Not crashing your car with no survivors.


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>almost rear-ends someone
>WHAT TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN AMERICA

maybe you shouldn't have been following so closely. retard.

Damn, Maxy - your comments have been harsh lately.
It's recently come to my attention that giving a fuck about whatever community doesn't get you anywhere.


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It's not the size of a guy that matters, its the loyalty of his guns.

>2015
>Not crashing your car with no survivors.
forum goat


I wish I was, but i'm just a humble meme farmer, tending to my crops.


 
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>2015
>Not crashing your car with no survivors.
forum goat

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I wish I was, but i'm just a humble meme farmer, tending to my crops.
Uh oh, it looks like the butthurt little tikes are reporting my posts again lol, I'll have to be careful >.>


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My mom always says that if I'm gonna get in an accident, let the other person hit me so it's their fault.
Also, fuck break checkers.

Yeah that's so so advice cause the chick who hit me last year put me out of work, disabled my upper strength and mobility, and put me $30,000 in debt. She totaled my car and wrecked my life, fucking cunt ass bitch. However, it is better to be hit than to hit someone because then your insurance goes up, and if you total yor car and don't have compensation on your car you're fucked.


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Maybe you shouldn't be driving up the other person's rear if you were that close to an accident.


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Jesus fucking christ, woman! If you're encountering this much trouble with cars, why the persistence? Just give up!
In the city I live in its nearly impossible to get around without a car, plus it's not very safe for me to be walking around. 

you measured?
Let's just say it looked like I was on top of their car. The guy didn't even notice.

Id make a joke about women driving but its pretty bad


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Hardy har har a sexist joke.

>almost rear-ends someone
>WHAT TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN AMERICA

maybe you shouldn't have been following so closely. retard.

Yeah good point. I wasn't driving that close behind him.

My only accidents have all been single-person and of my own carelessness.

Like putting my car into a snowbank going to work one morning, or dropping a bike on gravel, or going backwards down an off-ramp in ice. That was actually fucking fun and not so bad once I managed to spin around and right myself.

That actually sounds fun. We never get enough snow for that kind of driving, and if we do Atlanta gets shut down.

Never been in a car wreck that bad before. I don't drive yet. However, I have nearly been run over by a car. My hands were like on the hood of his car. If he didn't stop on time, I would have been dead.


I'm glad that you're at least okay. I know people that lost loved ones in car accidents and it sucks. :/

Holy shit dude talk about close encounters!! I'm glad you didn't die!

>almost rear-ends someone
>WHAT TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN AMERICA

maybe you shouldn't have been following so closely. retard.

Damn, Maxy - your comments have been harsh lately.
It's recently come to my attention that giving a fuck about whatever community doesn't get you anywhere.

It's okay I don't take offense to Maxy's comment lol he can be as harsh as he likes it more fun that way. :3


>2015
>Not crashing your car with no survivors.
forum goat

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I wish I was, but i'm just a humble meme farmer, tending to my crops.
Uh oh, it looks like the butthurt little tikes are reporting my posts again lol, I'll have to be careful >.>

Wait reporting them for what? Epicly memeing?


 
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>2015
>Not crashing your car with no survivors.
forum goat

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I wish I was, but i'm just a humble meme farmer, tending to my crops.
Uh oh, it looks like the butthurt little tikes are reporting my posts again lol, I'll have to be careful >.>

Wait reporting them for what? Epicly memeing?


 
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>almost rear-ends someone
>WHAT TERRIBLE DRIVERS IN AMERICA

maybe you shouldn't have been following so closely. retard.

Damn, Maxy - your comments have been harsh lately.
It's recently come to my attention that giving a fuck about whatever community doesn't get you anywhere.

How'd that come to pass?


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Were you using the two second rule?


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Don't text and drive. Moron


 
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Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.


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Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.


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Don't text and drive. Moron

It wasn't her fault you dick sauce.
Doesn't matter, her eyes should have been on the road and not on her phone. You fucknut.

Who says she was texting and driving? You fascist.