10 things you won't BELIEVE about CHEATLANCER

Desty · January 10, 2016, 02:26:32 PM

1. She likes to drink water more than anything, 'cause it keeps him healthy and strong.

2. She's actually a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doens't afraid of anything

3. She's a jew. "Jews? On my forum?" Yes it's true

4. Isara is actually a spy

5. Sep7agon was actually created in 2004, but due to the success of Halo 2 it wasn't brought tot he public's eyes until 2014 when Halo 4 made its debut

6. She's a human being. That's right, Cheatlancer is a name girl called [REDACTED].

7. Cheat is a vegetarian. She used to be a cannibal but contracted Kurus and vowed never to touch meat again.

8. She broke that promise and touched a penis

9. She is a gay man

10. She makes £10 000 every year from the ad revenue on this site.

i am karjala takaisin · January 10, 2016, 02:28:24 PM

nothing new here

Jet Wave · January 10, 2016, 02:28:27 PM

NUMBER 9 WILL SURPRISE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAS B00T x2 · January 10, 2016, 02:28:44 PM

we cracked now?

Desty · January 10, 2016, 02:29:58 PM

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 10, 2016, 02:28:44 PM

we cracked now?

Hahaha em llik.

Kiwicake · January 10, 2016, 02:30:02 PM

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 10, 2016, 02:28:44 PM

we cracked now?

Bungie's only humor site

Desty · January 10, 2016, 02:32:24 PM

wow das you're so cool old chap

The Lord Ruler · January 10, 2016, 02:34:28 PM

educational

Korra · January 10, 2016, 02:36:43 PM

Desty · January 10, 2016, 02:37:30 PM

CIRCLE JERK CIRCLE JERK CI- oh, it started without me.

Desty · January 10, 2016, 02:38:51 PM

if you can't beat them, join them. ^__^

hoi ^^

Korra · January 10, 2016, 02:39:04 PM

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 10, 2016, 02:40:22 PM

Verbatim · January 10, 2016, 02:41:23 PM

"hoi" is probably an acronym for

homosexual?
oh,
i am!

Korra · January 10, 2016, 02:42:26 PM

Quote from: Fuddy Duddy II on January 10, 2016, 02:41:23 PM

"hoi" is probably an acronym for

homosexual?
oh,
i am!

Sounds about right.

hoi

Kiwicake · January 10, 2016, 02:43:12 PM

BaconShelf · January 10, 2016, 02:44:03 PM

I CAN'T BELIEVE NUMBER 6!

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 10, 2016, 02:45:38 PM

hello
obama
inauguration

challengerX · January 10, 2016, 04:05:59 PM

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True Turquoise · January 10, 2016, 04:29:12 PM

stop using my hoi

Verbatim · January 10, 2016, 04:30:34 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2016, 04:29:12 PM

stop using my hoi

get off your hoi horse

big sponge · January 10, 2016, 04:30:46 PM

Quote from: Fuddy Duddy II on January 10, 2016, 02:41:23 PM

"hoi" is probably an acronym for

homosexual?
oh,
i am!

it's a rude way to say hi or hey in japanese

Verbatim · January 10, 2016, 04:31:32 PM

i'm aware

True Turquoise · January 10, 2016, 04:31:32 PM

It's just hey

or in Britain, Oi

peach · January 10, 2016, 04:34:08 PM

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 10, 2016, 04:37:49 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2016, 04:29:12 PM

stop using my hoi

help
origami
island

DAS B00T x2 · January 10, 2016, 04:50:36 PM

Quote from: challengerX on January 10, 2016, 04:05:59 PM

Hitler
On
Ice

I'd watch it.

challengerX · January 10, 2016, 04:55:14 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · January 10, 2016, 05:56:09 PM

Quote from: Fuddy Duddy II on January 10, 2016, 04:30:34 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 10, 2016, 04:29:12 PM
stop using my hoi
get off your hoi horse

That is both the best and the worst pun I have seen in a while.

Luis · January 10, 2016, 06:26:57 PM

Jews arent humans