the morning when I wake up and I stumble out of bed
I put my pointy hat on my little pointy head
And it doesn’t much matter if the sky is rain or shine
Because a gnome is a happy fellow almost all the time
I said a gnome is a happy fellow almost all the time
We said a gnome is a happy fellow almost all the time
Oh, I travel ‘round the land and wherever I roam
From the mountains in the distance to the meadows back at home
I raise my head and say in a loud resounding voice
Being a gnome is awfully nice
All the gnomes on the right say, “pointy little hat”
POINTY LITTLE HAT, POINTY LITTLE HAT!
And all the gnomes on the left say, “two foot tall”
TWO FOOT TALL, TWO FOOT TALL!
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