I'm bored as hell so here you go:
The Fast and The Furious - People will say this is the best one but it is insanely sloppy, bad acting, bad dialogue, bad cinematography, and hilarious plot. At least most of the cars in this movie are cool. Some of them are flat out retarded. By the way, a car disappears in the opening race and you can see the camera crew on top of a balcony in one scene. I gotta give it credit though as it probably inspired the NFS: Underground games that are way better than this turd. Overall 5/10.
2 Fast 2 Furious - Who came up with this name? Anyways, this movie I say is slightly better than the first as now we get to see muscle cars in the mix. Still suffers from bad acting in some parts and the main bad guy does/says bad things just to remind you that he's the villain. Tyrese Gibson's character is funny though but his car is stupid and I hate everything about it. Overall 5/10
The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift - Otherwise known as "Shots of Tokyo: The Montage" at least to me, I mean seriously, this movie really overdid the montages of Tokyo. I get it, it's fuckin' Tokyo, I got the memo already. For the third time, the acting is bad, the dialogue is anime-worthy, and they put a Nissan Silva engine in a damn Shelby chassis. The bastards. Has one of the coolest characters though that had the most kickass Mazda RX-7, Han. When people say "I miss when these movies were about the cars" this is the one you're looking for. An enjoyable, entertaining movie but still has problems. Overall 7/10
Fast and Furious - The return of the original cast after everybody cried about Tokyo Drift. This was when the series drifted away(pun intended) from the racing and cars. Still suffers from what the first 2 movies were and has no reason to exist other than "hey, we got the original actors back!" Overall 5/10
Fast 5 - The Rock is now a thing in this series as it continues to further go away from the racing and cars and more about mindless and ridiculous action. The Rock being introduced wasn't a good idea but this is an okay heist movie with the original cast. This movie does it's best MW2 impression by having the movie take place around the favelas in B R A S I L. Overall 6/10
Fast and Furious 6 - Jesus Christ this movie is complete garbage from beginning to end. A betrayal that everyone and their mother saw coming, people coming back from the dead, airplane runways that are 100+ miles long... the list goes on. But hey, you guys remember Tokyo Drift right? Lets replay a vital scene in the end credits of this movie with something that never happened! Avoid this movie at all cost. Overall 2/10
Furious 7 - An """okay"""" sendoff to the late Paul Walker but does that make the movie good? NO! It gave us a super annoying song that I still hear on the radio today, The Rock doing the Rock Bottom to Jason Statham through a glass table, Kurt Russell sticking his dick in this series, cars driving out of skyscraper windows jumping to the next... what the hell is happening here? Why must these movies continue to be more and more ridiculous? They can't beat this. Oh wait... they did. Overall 4/10
The Fate of the Furious - The Rock... Kurt Russell... now Charlize Theron is in on this series. Charlize's character is straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon with awful dialogue and over-the-top acting. And get this, she wants to start a nuclear war because it will make her immortal or some shit I don't know. Once again, a betrayal that everybody saw coming, The Rock being absolutely ridiculous yet again, Jason Statham shooting and killing people while holding a baby on his back, a Dodge Charger being chained down by 7 vehicles and then throwing those vehicles around like toys... I wish I was kidding. Despite all this, I did enjoy the movie in some parts. Overall 6/10
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